■ List Today's Callers:
 The option displays a list of users that have already called since midnight.

 ■ Rookie Users:
 This will  display  a list of the  ten most recent newcomers  to this board.

 ■ Search/list System Users by Handle:
 This option  prompts  you for  a character string  with which  to search for 
 a user's handle (or, alternately, list the entire bunch).

                         Press [Enter] for more...
                                        
 ■ Search/list System Users by Name:
 This option  prompts  you for  a character string  with which  to search for
 a user's name (or, alternately, list the entire lot of them).

 ■ Today's Birthdays:
 ■ Upcoming Birthdays:
 These  will present you with a  list of users  who have a birthday today  or
 should be inviting the SysOp to their upcoming birthday party soon :) 

 ■ Your Statistics:
 This option will generate a report of your current statistics or usage (what
 you've up/downloaded,  amount of messages posted,  current baud rate,  etc).

 ■ Gender Check:
 For all the male perverts out there, this will show you the number of female
 members on our system!
 
                         Press [Enter] for more...

 ■ Log Off ?
 This option will present you with the LOG OFF submenu.

 ■ Help !
 This exhilarating text file.
                          
 ■ Main Menu:                        
 Return to the Main Menu.
                         
                         Press [Enter] to continue.