News of this BBS world
08-11/99
   THE DEMISE
   Followers and friends, lend me your ears (those of you still left)!
   The HMVH Corporation BBS  is nearing the end of its life in its current
   guise. There are many reasons: The lack of callers, RemoteAccess is NOT
   Y2k compliant  (should be interesting to see what happens when 01-01-00
   rolls along),  a change in personal circumstances which will invariably
   mean another move of premises sometime soon, amongst others.  But, fear
   not (or rather: Be afraid, be very afraid),  as far as we're concerned,
   the HMVH Corporation BBS  will continue to thrive (?)  on the WWW,  and 
   this machine is being kept alive purely for personal amusement,  and as
   a labour of love.  We will, however, continue to add files  (which will
   eventually feature on the WWW). Watch this space for details!
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14-09/99
   WE'RE BA-ACK!
   One faulty phone line later  (thanks to Industrial Action - I just call
   it Affirmatives in Action - and a sabotaged line)  and a few weeks busy
   with another time-consuming project - nevermind work - we have returned
   to the land of the connected.

   BTW: We've decided to dramatically increase the download limits in your
   favour. Enjoy the new material!
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26-08/99
   AUTOPILOT
   Relax, relax - we're still alive... just busy with other projects.
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16-06/99
   AREA 439
   "Youth Day" is a suitable day for creating new File Area 439, dedicated
   to  ALS Scans - a group that specialises  in extremely good pictures of
   amateur models, mostly girls that have just hit the legal street limit.
   Excellent stuff, believe me... and MUCH more to be added in due course!
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08-06/99
   HMVHumourList     
   For those of you that don't know,  this SysOp  also runs  a HumourList,
   the material being gathered - sometimes sorted into collages - and then
   emailed in bulk as individual attempts at humour  on a rather irregular
   basis. The material is generally the best of what comes my way...

   If you'd like me  to include you  (or others!)  on  the  HMVHumourList,
   please feel free to drop me a line.
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23-05/99
   AREA 471
   A new File Area has been created for the fans of stunning porno-starlet
   Racquel Darrian. Check it out, there's more to come!
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05-04/99
   THE STATE OF THE ON-LINE NATION
   For those few of you that remain  and remain interested,  BBSs are long
   and surely dead in this country, thanks to Windows95+ and the internet.
   Evidence can be viewed in the current list of South African BBSs.

   The HMVH Corporation BBS  is sure to befall  a similar  fate but will -
   for the time being - remain online only to maintain its relatively huge 
   FileBase which shall sometime be converted to some or other WWW-format,
   even if only as an FTP site. Online we shall remain!

   Enjoy the speed while it lasts!
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22-03/99
   CURRENT CD-ROM
   The "CyberWhores" are back in business!
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10-02/99
   NEGLECTED?
   In case anybody is wondering,  the  BBS  is not running on  AutoPilot, 
   there is still  a living SysOp behind it...  he's just busy with other
   projects and things.
   
   See ya!
/***/
29-12/98
   NEW FILE AREAS
   Herewith we'd like to announce two new file areas: 
   #28 "Message Mates" and #44 "Applications: Compact Disc".
   It's obvious what we've been keeping ourselves busy with lately...
   
   Enjoy!
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15-12/98
   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BBS!
   It's been four years.
   Considering the amount of business  and the effect that the WWW has had
   on  the old-fashioned on-line  community,  the HMVH Corporation BBS  is
   nearing the end of its practically useful lifespan.  There is, however, 
   one promise I make: The name and values (Values? Yeah, right) will live
   on,  in some form or another,  via another medium - invariably the WWW!

   BTW, the "Seductive Schoolgirls" CD-ROM is online again.
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19-11/98
   FILES!
   Well,  we've finally reached the stage  where even our  AllFilesListing
   has ballooned to a size of over ONE MEG (Zipped), listing - in effect -
   over TWO GIGS worth of files - excluding the CD-ROMS!
   Take a look at the CHKDSK figures for the two main data drives:

    792297472 bytes in 5839 user files
   1232371712 bytes in 14567 user files

   Spoilt brats!
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08-11/98
   LAUGHING MATTER
   For those of you into poking fun at the lesser-fortunate  and for those
   with  a warped sense of humour,  please note  the availability of  File
   Areas 776 to 780...  a host, and certainly wide selection,  of assorted 
   Cartoon-, Humour-, Satire-, and Parody-related  image files.  Area 779, 
   in particular, contains cartoons made during my own younger years.

   Laugh!
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21-10/98
   CYBERSLUTS... the current CD-ROM online.
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19-09/98
   CD-ROM BACK!
   Good news  is that we've managed to  finally  get a working replacement
   CD-ROM,  and it's those  "World's Best Breasts"  that are online again!

   Enjoy!
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13-09/98
   BACKUPS
   One of those things, it takes the whole day...
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05/09-98
   CD-ROM
   Unfortunately the CD-ROM is still out of commission!
   
   On a more positive note,  check out new File Area 469:  Cameron Diaz...
   Expect much more of that lovely babe in due course.

   See ya!
/***/

10/08-98
   THIS AND THAT...

   Good news  for our resident perverts  is the recent acquisition of about 
   200 Megs of new .JPG files,  most of them hot off the Usenet Newsgroups!
   Expect them to be added gradually over the next few months.

   I mean, why bother searching and, in most cases, opening your wallet for
   new material  on the WWW  when you can get it all right here  for  free?
   The stuff is  already sorted and described  for you,  and we've even got 
   thumbnails.  Transfer rates are a helluva lot quicker than via the World
   Wide Wait...  Just a pity that the few BBSs still in existence  are also
   beginning to close shop. Take a look at the current BBS list... Sies!

   Oh yes, it seems like the CD-ROM has given up the ghost too. It's off.
                             ======
   See ya!
/***/
25/07-98
   TEENAGE STREET SLUTS HAVE RETURNED!
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01/07-98
   NEW MONTH
   A new month,  another new CD-ROM is online:  A serious  lot of good ole'
   bonking can be found on "Cyber Whores".

   The few of you that remain, enjoy!
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30/05-98
   NEW CDs
   A new CD-ROM, "Luscious Lesbians", has been put online.

   Perv!
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12/05-98
   CHANGES IN THE PIPELINE
   The purchase  of  a certain and fabulous  piece of hardware  has made it
   possible for us  to  increase  the storage capacity of  our ever-growing
   collection of JPG images.  Additionally, we might change over to OS/2 as
   the operating platform in the near future. Watch this space for details!

   In the meanwhile, the "Teenage Street Sluts" are back for your pleasure.

   See ya!
/***/
15/04-98
   BUSINESS IS SLOW!
   During the last three or so weeks,  the HMVH Corporation BBS has boasted
   something like ONE whole fucking caller PER DAY!
   Enough to piss us off and switch the machine off for good! You traitors!
   Conversion to a  WebServer is imminent,  hopefully before the year 2000.

   Nevertheless, there are four new TOUGH quizzes in the Trivia Door. Play!
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05/04-98
   SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW
   Check out new File Area 493: Woman Art by Sorajama Hajime.  Great stuff!
   The "World's Best Breasts" CD has been put back on-line.

   Enjoy!
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18/03-98
   RETURN OF THE SYSOP
   Couldn't leave the old BBS running on its own, now could we?
   We've returned. 
   Refreshed? The drive to Cape Town was a killer.
   Satisfied? Yep, U2 were absolutely great.
   Sun-burnt? As usual, of course.
   Happy to be back? Not a fuck! To quote Bono: "Cape Town is Cool Town".

   See ya!
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13/03-98
   THE SYSOP GOES ON HOLIDAY!
   Believe it or not,  these things do happen  from time to time.  When the
   stress of running a BBS  becomes to much,  the SysOp  simply takes a few
   days off :)  But seriously folks, we should be back in a couple of days,
   so don't go wreck my BBS while I'm away, okay?
   In the meanwhile,  we leave you with the  "Seductive Schoolgirls"  CD to
   look after you as well as a few 'new' uploads.

   Behave!
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09/03-98
   BBS LIST AND CHRISTIAN NETWORK
   The current BBS List  (Main -> Various Stuff -> View BBS List)  has been
   updated.  Each of the  28 numbers  that appears on this list of BBSs  in
   South Africa  has been verified,  a few have been added.  Unfortunately,
   there were more that had to be deleted.
   
   Take note  also that the  new number for  the Christian Network BBS  has
   changed to 011 754-1293, and not the previously advertised number.
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22/02-98
   NEW FILE AREAS
   Check out  new File Areas 641: Sex: Mother's Milk,  as well as Area 715:
   The Cinema: Clips and Trailers.
   As we've said before,  it's time to  start  exploring  some of the other
   file areas too,  you'd be surprised what you'd find in there...  I mean,
   why do you think Area 793 is for adults only?
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15/02-98
   WE AIM TO DISPLEASE!
   Take a long, hard look at new File Area 668: Disturbing Art.
   Gut-churning stuff, weird shit!  Lifted from RS Connett's Web Museum, it
   offers a view into what we'd consider a rather disturbed mind.  We'll be
   eagerly looking for similar material to fill this area with.  And, while
   we're at it:  Other than  the usual  Porno  File  Areas,  the discerning
   viewer might also do good by exploring some of the other areas.  There's
   a lot of hidden treasures in there!

   Here's a quote from RS Connett:  "Vomitus Maximux:  The namesake of  our
   Museum.  My last watercolor. A self portrait.  We arrogantly think  that
   we are the ultimate beings that the world has produced,  TOP OF THE FOOD
   CHAIN,  "KINGS OF THE EARTH!"  We believe  it is  our RIGHT to allow our
   shit to  foul  the  world!  Our flatulence dirties  the air!  Our wastes
   pollute  the waters  and  the land,  killing off life to weak to resist.
   Our  OWN FECES RAIN DOWN UPON US!  Natural  order has  different  ideas.
   Earth  has  ways  of ridding itself  of this  "HUMAN  INFESTATION".  The
   rewards of our selfish indulgences are DISEASE, MADNESS and MURDER! What
   doom we do not deliberately perpetrate upon ourselves will be visited up
   on us by our  selfish  UNWILLINGNESS  to do  what we KNOW can be done to
   save us from imminent disaster. The true rulers of this planet, the REAL
   top of the food chain,  THE VIRUSES,  will EAT US. Those of us left will
   be vaporized by  our own debauched inventions of death.  In time,  a new
   and  superior lifeform  will emerge from the fetid radioactive wasteland
   that will be OUR EPITAPH."

   Enjoy!
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08/02-98
   RETURN OF THE ANALIZER AS THE CURRENT CD!
   And Damn! This weather is ridiculous...
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21/01-98
   CRAPPY NEW YEAR!
   Sincerest apologies for the absence from the 17th January but, you gotta
   believe me officer, it wasn't my fault! It was a man with one arm!
   But seriously  folks,  one of our  hard drives  joined its maker  in the
   great bitbucket in the sky.  Luckily enough, a backup was available, and
   only a few new files and uploads in Groups 1-3 were lost...  nothing all
   too serious.

   Still:  New .JPG files are being added at a pretty relentless pace,  and
   "World's Best Breasts" is the current CD.

   Enjoy, and keep on trying!
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05/01-98
   HAPPY 1998!
   Only two years to go  before  the  Y2K  paranoia becomes  stark reality!
   
   In the meanwhile,"Oral Ecstacy" is the current CD.

   Also, something on 33k6:  Connecting at this rate should be a bit better
   now, despite the fact that RemoteAccess doesn't support it and refers to
   it as 57600. Similarly, 31k2 is interpreted as 38400.
   Just thought you might want to know...
   
   Enjoy!
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21/12-97
   MORE NEWS
   1. We've finally finished re-shuffling  the  File Areas.  You'll  notice
     that File Group 4 has three new SubGroups because of the sheer volume.
   
   2. "Seductive Schoolgirls" is the current CD-ROM.
   
   3. Three new questionnaires (Movies) have been added to the Trivia Door.

   4. Roblist is no more. However, you're welcome to take a peek at the new
    option in  the  "Various Stuff"  Menu,  namely  BBS List.  Obvious, eh?

   Enjoy!
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18/12/97
   FILE AREA 661...
   ...is  one  devoted  specifically  to  Original and Exclusive  Material,
   and one we'd like to see filled with many more such goodies!  Yep,  what
   we have here is some naughty stuff by, and featuring, our very own users
   of the HMVH Corporation BBS!

   Anyone else have any wicked and raunchy material of yourself,  the wife,
   the mistress or... anybody else,  where you've lived for the moment? <G>
   
   Anonymity guaranteed! Start uploading today!
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15/12-97
   THREE YEARS IT'S BEEN
   "Up and down" is the theme of this BBS in more ways than one,  and thank
   goodness it's been mostly up  ('scuse the pun)!  Thus far clocking three
   years online,  the HMVH Corporation BBS  has no plans for relenting  its 
   attack  on  the  online  community,  although  adaptation  is  imminent.
   We got the Y2K bug to think about too, you know!

   Enjoy the ride, who knows where it'll go?
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21/11-97
   PIE IN THE FACE
   As great as  John's Newsgroup Archive Volume 1  is,  I've had to take it 
   off the BBS for a variety of reasons.  Nonetheless, a few temporary file
   areas have been created in Group 10 for the purpose of demonstration...

   Don't let this discourage you from getting your own copy though, this CD
   is FUCKING GOOD!

   "Teenage Street Sluts" is also back on line.

   Sorry!
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20/11-97
   JOHN'S NEWSGROUP ARCHIVE VOLUME 1
   A brand new CD-ROM,  probably a world exclusive, has been placed online.
   The  sheer volume  of this  monster has made it necessary to  once again
   re-shuffle the FileBase but believe me, this thing is HOT!

   Please read the message in "BBS Comments and Queries" on details  of how
   to get your very own copy. You'd be stupid not to!

   Enjoy!
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10/11-97
  CURRENT CD
  "World's Best Breasts" is currently on line.

  And just wait till you get a load o' the CD-ROM we'll put on NEXT... Wow!

  See ya!
/***/
26/10-97
  SEX AND VIOLENCE
  Never enough:  The  "Seductive Schoolgirls"  CD-ROM is currently on-line,
  and file area 431 has been expanded into areas 431 to 440 in an effort to 
  further depict what nice folks us humans really are...

  Enjoy!
/***/
19/10-97
  VOCALLY SPEAKING...
  The CD-ROM "Oral Ecstacy" is presently on line.
  All MIDi files,  as we knew them,  have been wiped  and will gradually be
  re-introduced to the BBS in a new collection:  The H-MID-?.ZIP files will
  contain  all MIDi files that existed here which are 20kb in size or less.
  Files larger then 20kb will remain as they are.
  Use the Archive Viewer in the File Menu if you'd like to see the contents
  of the alphabetically arranged archives.

  See ya!
/***/
06/10-97
  SEX AND HACKERS
  Sex: The "Teenage Street Sluts" CD-ROM is presently on-line.
  Hackers: I've deleted the present PHRACK~?.ZIP files in favour of the new
  collection that'll be added in due course. Massive text files they may be
  but, damn, it's interesting stuff!

  See ya!
/***/
28/09-97
  CURRENT CD-ROM ONLINE: Analizer
  Enjoy!
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21/09-97
  FULL STEAM AHEAD
  Also had a bit of downtime on Wednesday and Thursday...  Slapped the ole' 
  33k6 back into the machine, as well as another hardware upgrade by way of
  a tape drive that doesn't work.
  
  Shit happens!
/***/
16/09-97
  CD-ROMs ON-LINE
  Apologies for  the BBS's downtime on Tuesday  but this was to the benefit
  of our resident sexual connoisseurs: I've finally gotten around to adding
  a few  CD-ROMs (Group 10),  which involved re-shuffling some of the other
  minor areas as well.
  The CDs will be rotated occasionally, probably on a weekly basis.
  WORLD'S BEST BREASTS is presently online.

  Enjoy!
/***/
31/08-97
  DEATH OF A PRINCESS
  No,  we have no affiliation with the British Royal Family Circus,  nor do
  we particularly care about their extramarital excursions.  What, however,
  has touched me was the untimely death of the brightest Jewel in the Royal
  Crown through a very unfortunate accident early this morning.
  It was quite by chance that I was up the entire night, watching CCN,  and 
  later BBC and Sky,  first announce the news of the accident,  and finally
  the death of Princess Diana later as things progressed.
  What makes this entire episode even more  tragic  is the way in which she
  died... I mean, freedom of the press is one thing, invasion of privacy is
  quite another! THIS INCIDENT WILL HAVE SOME REPERCUSSIONS, mark my words! 
  Come to think of it, in a small and insignificant way, this very BBS even
  contributed to her death.
  Any comments?
/***/
13/08-97
  TELKOM STRIKES BACK
  If you've connected,  great!  Telkom fucked up once again  and decided to
  suspend both my voice and BBS lines.  Yes, I did pay.  No,  I'm not going
  to the media just as yet.  Yes, I am pissed off.

  See ya!
/***/
10/08-97
  SOME GOT WIPED...
  This machine's full of surprises: Somehow the whole UserBase got deleted,
  how this happened is beyond me!  I've managed to pain-stakingly  recreate
  it, at the cost of deletion of a few lower-ranking users.
  Fun and games!  Oh, before I forget: The MessageBase got trashed as well!
  
  You don't want this job. It's been a learning experience for me too!

  See ya!
/***/
03/08-97
  HERE WE GO AGAIN...
  Some of you may have noticed that  the BBS  has been locking up  and just
  plain hanging (at least I have) for seemingly inexplicable reasons and at
  the most inappropriate of times.  Well, looks like there goes yet another
  hard drive controller. The problem has been sorted out, do let me know if
  this nonsense continues.

  And, just for the hell of it... door version upgrades and the addition of
  Fantasy Land!

  Happy?
/***/
10/07-97
  7500
  Congratulations go towards soon-to-be-18 Ashley Young, our 7500th caller!
/***/
09/07-97
  TELKOM DOES IT AGAIN!
  Apologies for the apparent down-time on Tuesday and early Wednesday,  but
  that was due to Telkom, in their infinite wisdom, accidentally suspending
  both my phone lines.
  An aggressive phone call later, and we're back on line.
/***/
06/07-97
  OF THUMBNAILS AND RADIO
  Take note of New Free File Area 500 (Thumbnails): It includes a selection
  of thumbnails of  just about all GIF/JPG images  you're bound to find  on 
  the BBS sorted in natural order of disk.
  For once,  this BBS can compete with the internet  as far as previews are
  concerned! Download the lot, take a look at the thumbnail and then select 
  the actual image that you're perving for.

  For those of you who listen to Highveld Stereo at two in the morning, you
  might want to listen out as this maniac's going to be on Kevin Lee's show 
  on Monday morning. Who knows what we'll get up to?

  Enjoy!
/***/
03/07-97
  FILE AREAS
  A few re-arrangements of the existing and the addition of a couple of new 
  file areas have been necessary  to make provision for ample new material.
  Check them out, you're sure to find some interesting topics!

  See ya!
/***/
17/06-97
  WELCOME BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING
  After a far too long absence of 6½ months, I have the pleasure to declare
  the HMVH Corporation BBS  back on line.  The BBS wasn't the only thing to
  go dying on me,  quite a bit has changed in my life since I last made any
  sort of announcement...  it's been a tumultous six months, I'd say!
  
  Other than a new domicile, a new office and, most importantly,  new phone
  lines there have been  a few modest changes  to the BBS itself  by way of 
  additional files and areas,  more lenient  security levels  and a CD-ROM.
  Furthermore,  Free Area 500 (THUMBNAILS)  includes a very varied ensemble
  of JPG files,  compiled and sorted  in no method  other than  actual disk 
  order.  No,  this little BBS is in  no way attempting to compete with the
  mighty internet... I think we just complement it.

  Enjoy!
/***/
02/01-97
  A CORPSE AGAIN
  Not that anyone will get to read this bulletin, but the BBS has again had
  to succumb to hardware failure. It shall remain down for quite some time.
/***/
16/12-96
  GEARING DOWN TO 28800 AT THE AGE OF TWO
  Seems like the  new modem and this line  don't get along well at all,  so
  I've decided to re-install the USR 28800 again to see how things develop.
  
  A new file viewer has also been installed: Hit  [V]  in the File Menu and
  try it out!

  And, the 15th of December marked our second full year online.
  Year number three will hopefully be much more successful!
/***/
08/12-96
  HMMPHFF!
  Some people log on, most don't.
  For those of you that  have managed to connect since Friday night,  don't 
  get too excited... the BBS is at the office for part of the weekend only.
  
  On a better note, I've finally finished re-shuffling the Filebase, and it
  looks pretty damn good now.

  Have fun!
/***/
19/11-96
  MODEM!
  Apologies for the BBS being unavailable over the last few days, but we've
  suffered from a SysOp's greatest dilemma: Faulty modem.  The USR was only
  temporarily re-installed, a 33.6kbps now delivers the throughput. 
  How well it delivers, though, is fairly debatable  since it's quite clear
  that connections at home are  not at all successful,  and I can't exactly
  leave the BBS at work all the time now, can I!

  Sincerest apologies :(
/***/
03/11-96
  NEW FILE AREAS AND JFIM
  Part of revamping  the FileBase includes the addition of  new File Areas, 
  as well as a reshuffle of the Groups. Group 3, featuring Sounds and Music
  is more than well worth a look at. The WAVe file areas are being labelled
  at present, please bear with us for a while still.

  And, by the way, JFIM for November has been released. 
  Both John and I would appreciate some feedback  on the hard work put into
  creating this emag.

  Enjoy!
/***/
16/10-96
  FILE AREAS
  The FileBase is under major re-construction and re-arrangement.
  Please be patient over the next few days.
/***/
11/10-96
  JFIM
  A brand new adult e-mag has arrived in the form of  JFIM:  John's Fun and
  Information  Magazine,  featuring advertisements,  stories,  articles and
  pictures catering for a male as well as a female readership.
  Download your copy today!

  Enjoy!
/***/
26/09-96
  GANDALF'S GARDEN
  The September 1996 issue of the fabulous Gandalf's Garden e-mag  has been
  released. Download your copy today!

  On a similar note,  a few (understatement!) GIF/JPG's are presently being
  added to the evergrowing filebase,  a great  many  of which are thanks to 
  none other than LongJohn Baldwin...  and a  good selection  they are too!
  Much to our own surprise,  the filebase has ballooned to  over  1.1 Gig!!

  The addition of  a CD-ROM  or two  as well as  Usenet Newsgroups  is also
  in the pipeline. Slowly, but we're making plans...

  See ya!
/***/
25/08-96
  NEWS OF THE DOORS
  Several  months  in the making,  we've finally managed  to complete those 
  three movie quizzes for the Trivia door ( MAIN MENU -> DOORS -> TRIVIA ).
  So, if you think you know your movies, try this lot!

  And while we're on the subject of doors, Crime Quest and Rock Trivia have
  been added as well.

  Have fun!
/***/
04/08-96
  THE RETURN OF THE BRAIN FROM OUTER SPACE
  Oh well, for what it's worth, the bug with the system has been sorted out
  (fucking well took long enough too!), upload ahead! Should you still note
  any irregularities, please do let me know what happened and what you were
  doing at the time.
  For the time being, a new version of the BoardMaster Door as well as some 
  new JPGs.

  Perv!
/***/
25/07-96
  SHIT HAPPENS
  Many of you have no doubt noticed that the system is not performing quite
  the way one would expect it to,  even we have noticed  some very peculiar
  situations where the machine just plain hangs on you!
  In order  to at least  provide for  some service,  it has been decided to 
  DISable UPloads until further notice.
  Oh well, guess it's time for a Pentium?
/***/
05/07-96
  GANDALF'S GARDEN: SPECIAL EDITION 
  The  'Special Edition'  of  'Gandalf's Garden'  has been completed and is
  available right here,  featuring a most informative  FAQ  written by none
  other than Cassie Wright.

  A special word of thanks is also extended to Deon Maartens for being kind
  enough to supply the descriptions  for a great deal of the erotic fiction
  text files.

  And a word from the SysOp:  A new version of Bordello has been installed.
/***/
16/06-96
  CASSIE FRATERNISES IN GANDALF'S GARDEN
  A new message area, eloquently titled "Gandalf's Garden" has been created
  in the place of  SmallTalk  for those who have anything to submit for the
  E-mag or discuss on the matter.

  The area will also be used by our resident pleasure worker Cassie Wright.

  See ya!
/***/
09/06-96
  WHATSNEW.TXT
  Other than the addition of a  few hundred  new files (mostly JPG),  we've
  added two new file areas under the "Hot Favourites" banner in Group 3 for 
  fans of MegaBabes Sandra Bullock and Demi Moore. 

  The HMVH Corporation BBS is now also an "official" distribution site  for
  the  excellent  Gandalf's Garden  series of E-Zines or E-Mags,  so please 
  give editor Deon Maartens all the support he deserves on that one.

  And, last but not least, for those of us who play them:  Two new Doors...

  Enjoy!
/***/
07/06-96
  5000
  As  James  Donaldson  insisted on pointing out,  he was the 5000th caller
  today.  Ok,  so the guy was the 4999th caller,  he just HAD to call back!

  Congratulations, seems that the BBS is doing ok...
/***/
30/05-96
  GROUP 3
  To make way for additional files the File Areas, most notably in Group 3,
  have undergone some serious rearrangements.
  
  We trust this will be to your liking,  and it was unavoidable, if only to
  make the files easier to maintain and arrange.

  New material will be added in due course.

  See ya!  
/***/
24/05-96
  SEARCH FOR NEW FILES Y/N?
   The only files currently being added on by the SysOp are .MOD files, and
   plenty of them too!  If those aren't your cup of tea you can safely skip
   past the NewFiles scan without missing anything.

   Rock on!
/***/
19/05-96
  THE SYSOP IS BACK IN TOWN, AND HE'S IS IN A MOOD!
   Pardon the apparent absense over the last few days,  but... well,  let's
   just say hardware problems on my other machine. At least the monitor was
   still under warranty.
   
   So, anyone else go to the Computer Faire?  Lot of shit it was this year,
   hardly anything to hold my interest longer than a few minutes... but the
   women I saw there! Yeow, nice stuff!!

   Ah yes, got a few CD-ROMs as well.  They'll be on the BBS in due course.

   See ya!
/***/
10/04-96
  BACK IN THE LAND OF THE CONNECTABLES
   Hello, how are you? Nice to see you again, it's good to see you connect.
   We had some problems... the modem packed up. Nice, huh?
   If you connected during the  Easter weekend,  that was to the USR,  with
   the BBS at work.  If you've connected now,  another Fastlink is in,  and
   this cursed machine is back at home.
   Shout if the modem misbehaves...

   See ya!
/***/
16/03-96
  AND THE SYSTEM WENT BANG!
   At about 15:00 on 13-03-1996  the HMVH Corporation BBS died,  invariably 
   due to a lightning strike in the immediate vicinity. The motherboard and 
   the controller card,  as well as an I/O card in  my other machine had to 
   be replaced. The remaining parts of the systems appear to have survived.
   Do let me know if the BBS is not behaving as it should.
   180 or so new JPGs should compensate for the downtime :)

   Protect yourself!
/***/
11/03-96
  SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, HUH?
   Trivial Pursuit, the door:  Now available in the Doors menu,  right here
   on this fine BBS.  We've installed  three music-related  questionnaires, 
   and have pilfered another few from that other adult BBS down the road ;)
   If anybody is interested in submitting their  own  questionnaires, there
   might just be a prize in it for you :)

   Ah yes, we hope you enjoy the extra 100 or so JPGs we've added, and also
   take note of new Message Area #7.

   See ya!
/***/
24/02-96
  WE MEAN BUSINESS
   Right...  We've finally registered RemoteAccess and have enabled or made 
   use of  all  those  'registered  only'  features.  On top  of that,  the 
   addition of another 1.2Gb drive.
   
   Have fun!
/***/
03/02-96
 HIGHER SPEED
  Line noise and other shit aside,  we've decided to invest in another v.34 
  28800bps modem,  a brand of lesser status than USR.  So far it's working.
  Let us know if there are any new problems.
/***/
22/01-96
 DOWNTIME
  Sincerest apologies  if you experienced  problems  getting through to the 
  BBS during the weekend...     Maintenance and backups and all that stuff!
/***/
12/01-96
 SO YOU WANNA BE A SYSOP?
  Ok,  here's your chance to  have a go at running  your very own  Bulletin
  Board System... just move to the Doors Menu, where you'll also discover a
  few other interesting doors and goodies. A new Voting Booth has also been
  installed, as well as a new Message to Next Caller/s utility.
  
  And don't forget to say hello to Co-SysOp Lisa :)

  Have fun!
/***/
02/01-96
 YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT
  First of all: Happy New Year. It had better be a good one...
  
  Seems like the new Menu Design was preferred over the old one, so all our
  Menus have been redesigned  from scratch,  minor rearrangements were thus 
  unavoidable.

  And, while we're at it,  the Bordello, SuperSlots and BlueWave doors have
  been upgraded while others are slowly being added.  See you in the Doors!

  See ya!
/***/
27/12-95
 TIME FOR A NEW LOOK
  There's a new design of Menu Screen up for view in the Main Menu. 
  We'd appreciate some feedback on it.
  
  Inbetween that,  we're going through about  500  new text  files,  mostly 
  adult fiction and similar stuff, and adding a few doors and new utilities.
  
  Also,  in light of the fact  that many of the  existing subscriptions are 
  about to expire,  we've now reverted back to SUBSCRIPTION,  although we'd
  much rather call it a  DONATION  that bribes the SysOp  into giving you a 
  higher security level of around 90 :)

  See ya!
/***/
15/12-95
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BBS!
  
  Today,  the  15th  of  December  1995  marks the  first  full birthday of 
  the HMVH Corporation BBS.  Thanks to all my users  for their support  and
  don't neglect to read the message in the BBS COMMENTS AND QUERIES AREA.

  A new option on the  Top Menu should make downloading of those additional
  GIF/JPG files a tad easier.

  Text File areas 38-44 have also been re-arranged a bit, and others added.

  See ya!
/***/
07/12-95
 AS YOU WISH...
  By popular demand,  more GIF/JPG files.  Take note of new  File Area 149.
  C'mon damned, upload, my supply is starting to run dry!
/***/
19/11-95
 WALL OF SOUND!
  Check out File Areas 28 and 29 in Group 1... WAVe files, for those of you
  into making Windoze sound unique  (even my StartUp WAV is suddenly 600k).
  And of course, more GIF/JPGs are being added as well.
  
  Enjoy...
/***/
27/10-95
 FILLING IN THE BLANKS
  Their File Areas have been here for ages but yet there have been no  MIDi 
  files. This matter is being rectified at present.
  Please excuse the spelling of  "containes"  in their description,  that's
  courtesy of WHAT-IS :(

  Listen and enjoy...
/***/
08/10-95
 THE GOOD NEWS IS ALSO THE BAD NEWS
  The  good news  is that the system is basically  "back on line".  The bad 
  news is that it's unfortunately limited to 14400, and it will remain thus 
  until further notice.

  The  better  news for  joke junkies  is that I'm currently  churning  out 
  H-MAIL?? joke archives by the dozen. Available here soon!

  See ya!
/***/
01/10-95
 STILL NOISY
  The  line's  still  noisy,  causing the  USR  to refuse handshaking  with 
  anything that's not USR V.34 or generic 2400. 
  I don't know how I'm going to get this fault sorted out,  I might have to
  get another 14400 in its place, seeing that's worked when I tried it out.
  A fucking insult, that's what it it is!

  On a lighter note,  the BBS now boasts  a total of about  2000  True Type 
  Fonts for Windows.
/***/
19/09-95
 HERE IS THE NEWS
  1. The line is still not 100%.  Telkom says it's my modem, I say it's the
     line. The argument continues.
  2. For the sake of #1,  *please* try calling the system during Sunday the 
     24th of September at full speed,  I'm out to get this sorted out soon!
  3. I've added tons of new files, mostly JPG, the past weekend.  Therefore
  4. you might notice a few new file areas. Enjoy!
  5. I've registered the Blue Wave mail door.
  6. Once problem #1 is sorted out, I'll try to latch onto a few nets.

  End of this bulletin...
/***/
15/08-95
 SECURITY LEVEL CHANGES
  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  *                                                                      *
  * As of today  the HMVH Corporation BBS  is no longer  for subscribers *
  * only, but a  Free/Ratios BBS.  Undoubtedly you will notice that your *
  * security and access levels have changed  (for the better :),  and if *
  * you do not yet have  full access,  please read the various bulletins *
  * for full details.                                                    *
  *                                                                      *
  * As  far  as  the noise  problem  is concerned,  Telkom have  finally *
  * admitted its existence and investigate further!!!                    *
  *                                                                      *
   * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
/***/
10/08-95
 MESSAGE AND FILE AREAS
  If you make use of Blue Wave, please reconfigure its settings and message 
  areas  in the door  as we've re-shuffled them and  added a few.  The File 
  areas have also been rearranged a tad.

  And the line's still noisy...!
/***/
04/08-95
 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... SORT OF!
  The  noise  fault is still up  but it seems  like  we've  established the 
  reason therefore...  I suspect the rectifiers at the exchange.  Nice, now
  all we have to do is eliminate it!  My old  2400 modem  was an even worse
  performer when I installed it for a day.
  I've also taken the liberty of re-arranging the file areas a bit,  I need 
  space for the new lot I'll be adding one of these days.
/***/
27/07-95
 THAT'S DONE!
  Right,  the 1Gig is in, a new CPU with more punch... but still a god-damn 
  noisy line... I can't even get my own mail!  Until that's sorted out I'll
  casually add on more files,  if that's allright with you and change a few
  things on the BBS along the way. Watch this space for details.
/***/
26/07-95
 RELIANCE
  Bummer!   The new hard drive has not been installed yet,  my supplier has
  taken ill.  And while we're on bad news, the line noise fault has not yet
  been resolved either:  A couple of Telkom monkeys came past, and it looks
  like things are worse now than before. Must I do everything myself!?
/***/
19/07-95
 A FEW CHANGES IN THE PIPELINE
  I have a few changes lined up for the  BBS,  the first being another hard
  drive for the tons of new files I have accumulated. A few improvements in
  the layout are also envisaged, but I'd like your advice on what you would
  like me to change or add to the system.
  
  Expect,  probably on Monday evening,  the  BBS to be  off-line  for a few 
  hours as I install the new drive and start cramming on some files.
  Oh, and it seems my phone line's gone noisy again.
/***/
01/07-95
 SHE'S BAAA-AACK!
  Who says nagging doesn't achieve anything?
  Janet Blair's   SHE  BBS   is back on-line,  and SHE looks good  on a new 
  number: (011) 482-6904. Make a note of it!
/***/
22/06-95
 CLOSURE OF SHE BBS!
  As of 22-06-95 SHE BBS is no more.
  SysOpette  Janet  Blair  has decided to  terminate  its existence  due to 
  continuous  technical  difficulties,  despite the board's popularity  and
  great potential.
  SHE BBS shall be greatly missed, especially by this SysOp.
/***/
19/06-95
 1500 System Calls
  Congratulations!
  Leon Fourie was our 1500th caller at 22:20.
/***/
13/06-95
 Regarding Files...
  I have just taken possession of about  250  or so text files,  containing 
  mostly Adult stories and Jokes.  Expect them to be online over the coming
  few days as I personally inspect them ;)
  
  Note:  As of this day  this BBS shall only support the following programs
  and file formats:  GIF/JPG,  ANSi, MODule, MIDi, BitMaP, ICOn,  True-Type
  Fonts, Erotic or Funny text files as well as Hardware Utilities, Reviews, 
  Diagnostics and Data of any kind. 
/***/
03/06-95
 New number!
  If you have managed to log on, you have no doubt realised that the number
  for  the HMVH Corporation BBS  has changed to  [+27 11]  (011)  941-1341.
  Yes, I also found out quite by accident... at least connections are a lot
  faster now!
/***/
29/05-95
 Back on air!
  After a few hardware problems (don't shop at CTT!!) the system is finally
  back on line (at least the BBS is a tad faster now). Telkom are unable to 
  solve the problem with the noisy line,  so I've applied for a digital one 
  which should  be in service  within  the next few days...  I'll  keep you 
  informed of the new number.
  Fuck, do I hate multiple faults!
/***/
14/05-95
 Changing to lower gear: Back at 14400
  I'm having so much shit with this  USR 28k8  of mine I've decided to slap
  the old generic piece of rubbish 14400 back in  (at least it works) until
  I know exactly what's going on with the USR.
/***/
09/05-95
 More MOD Files
 I've added another 600 or so  MODule files  (spread over two areas) to the
 BBS for download by level 20+ users.
 Enjoy!
/***/
03/05-95
 Access to GIF/JPG Files
 Validated users (level 20+) now have access to certain GIF/JPG file areas, 
 access to the  adult  ones is still the privilege of  subscribers only  ;)
/***/
02/05-95
 Still busy!
 Please be patient for a while,  I'm still getting to grips  with the whole
 Echo- and NetMail thingy...  I should have it all installed, and hopefully
 working, before Windows 95 is released <G>.
                         
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