The History of the HMVH Corporation BBS
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■ April 1988:
  Introduced to computers by an HP85B  (8085 processor, methinks...)  and had
  the opportunity  to work with it for a few weeks during  my apprenticeship.
  A far too long pause followed.

■ October 1990:
  Work  finally  introduced me  to the  IBM-compatible  family  of computers.
  Not too long after,  a simple 2400 baud was added  and I discovered BBSing.

■ 1st October 1991:
  Purchased  my  first computer:  a humble  386SX/16  with all  the bells and
  whistles of the day. BBSing continued relentlessly.

■ 4th September 1992:
  While in the process  of collecting additional components to upgrade my PC,
  Exebug  reared its very ugly head  in my direction,  and after hunting down
  the nasty bugger my poor PC ended up in a bit of a mess.

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■ 1st May 1993:
  Typically,  instead of  merely  upgrading  the old one,  I had soon built a
  brand new computer system,  only a few of the original components remained.
  With an almost complete  spare system on my hands,  the idea of starting my
  own BBS developed in my cranial cavity.
  Gradually added a  V.42bis modem and  larger hard drives,  and within a few
  months I had satisfied my basic hardware requirements.

■ August 1993:
  Started  collecting necessary  BBS software  and began  configuring system.
  Upgraded to  RA 2.01  and found out  the hard way  that an  NS16550AFN  was
  essential even before the system went online.

■ 25th October 1993:
  Telkom  finally  installed the line  to the house,  I finished off the job.

■ March, April and June 1994:
  BBS  went  online  for a few short  trial runs.  Fine-tuning of  the system
  continued after all these months!

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■ 28th June 1994:
  The HMVH Corporation BBS officially went online. Not even ten minutes after
  placing my last advertisement the first caller had a closer look!

■ 28th July 1994:
  The HMVH Corporation BBS  celebrates its  first  month online  and  part of
  cyberspace.  Although  a few  minor  problems  have  decided to  make their
  presence felt,  the SysOp relentlessly lumbers on, already considering some
  somewhat  major changes  for the BBS,  working  to  make  this the  HOTTEST
  number in town!

■ 5th August 1994:
  A bug that suggested its existence  for a while already  decided to confirm
  this when  my modem's power  supply blew.  The modem didn't survive either.
  A  temporary replacement  was hooked up  long enough  to announce the sorry
  fact that this BBS was about to go down soon!

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■ 10th August 1994:
  The HMVH Corporation BBS goes off-line until further notice.  The SysOp was
  not to give up and spent a few thousand bucks upgrading the hardware a bit.

■ 15th December 1994:
  The SysOp decides  that it's time to  get the BBS back on air  and declares
  that the system is fit to do so.  So, as of this fateful day, we're back in
  business, hopefully this time for good!

■ 10th April 1995:
  The BBS having suddenly increased in popularity over the last few days, and
  a humble 73 users and 1080 calls  already clocked up,  the SysOp  feels the
  time right for a 28k8 modem. So he goes out and gets one.

■ 2nd June 1995:                         
  Business is going slow due to poor line conditions. One electronic exchange
  telephone number  is what  the BBS  now has too,  ISDN  to follow sometime!
                         
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■ 15th December 1995:
  It's our first birthday,  and because of paltry line conditions  we've been
  forced to downgrade the line to  14400bps  for the last few months already.

■ 3nd January 1996:                           
  A new year, so it's time for a new look:  Major re-vamp of the menu screens,
  as well as another attempt at running a 28800bps V.34 modem.

■ 21st February 1996: 
  RemoteAccess is registered.

■ 13th March 1996:                           
  A power surge by way of  lightning  takes the BBS down for about three days.
  A few weeks later  the modem also dies  a slow death.  I love this business!

■ 12th November 1996:                           
  And yet another modem modem packs up. Upgraded to V.34+ (33.6kbps).
  Unfortunately,  it's not very happy at home...  bah,  I'll be  moving one of
  these days, hopefully to where Telkom lines are much better!

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■ 2nd January 1997:
  Never mind the new modem, the whole damn machine takes a serious dive!  Once
  again, it turns out to be the drive controller card. Bad timing added leaves
  me to no other decision than to take the BBS offline  until I've moved house
  and until further notice.
                         
■ 8th June 1997:
  The BBS is brought back to life in a manner that would make Dr. Frankenstein
  proud...  IT'S  ALIVE!!  The next few days are spent testing,  reconfiguring 
  and catching up on six months worth of maintenance.

■ 16th June 1997:
  A public holiday  spent  not at work,  instead,  the BBS  goes  back  online
  faster, bigger and, most importantly, more accessible!

■ 15th December 1997:
  The HMVH Corporation BBS celebrates THREE YEARS online, unfortunately not all
  of them continuous.  Callers are far and between, simply because of the great
  impact of the World Wide Web. Adaptation of this BBS is imminent too!

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■ 15th December 1998:
  By far the technically most successful year, 1998 also meant a slow death for
  this (and others too) BBS, despite having clocked up FOUR YEARS online. There
  are hardly any callers, and the ones that do log on are only the die-hards of
  the pre-WWW days.  Nevertheless, we lumber on, if only to make the adaptation
  to a WebServer much easier!

■ 6th January 2000:
  It's the millennium,  and this BBS is  still running!  Who'd have thought...?
  Nevertheless,  a few minor Y2k bugs aside,  we're keeping this dinosaur alive
  purely  for  our  own  entertainment value  and  to continue maintaining  the
  ever-growing filebase - mostly JPGs.

■ 27th April 2000:
  The HMVH Corporation BBS  finally succumbs to  the influence of  the internet
  (as well as a complete lack of callers) and is shut down after having clocked
  up a grand total of 9528 calls in about 5½ largely continuous years online.
  Mark these words: I'll be back!

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