Julius PAGED LISA 11:47:37 ON 01-29-1999 **************** Hi Julius, this is Lisa. I'd love to chat with you. OK Just ok, nothing more? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING I would rather talk about you, Julius. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? Tell me why you are different from everyone else. WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT I was only kidding. WHY DONT YOU HAVE BWAVE MIAL PACKETS Why do you think I don't have bwave mial packets? I DON'T KNOW I WAS JUST WANTING TO DOWNLOAD MAIL You'll have to ask the Sysop. I'm just here to chat! OK WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex! LETS TALK ABOOUT SEX. I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. HOW OLD ARE YOU? I am 27 years old, but I look 26! ARE YOU DATING AT THE MOMENT? I don't have a boyfriend. It seems like all the good ones are taken. I AM STILL HERE I'm so happy for you. TRICKEI So what does that mean? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR SELF, WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHAT ARE YOUR INTRESTS? Why should I tell you more about my self where do i live what am your intrests? CARS GIRLS BOATING BRYING BEERDRINKING AND SEX Julius, what kind of sex do you like? KINKY PASSIONATE Are we going to be naughty? YES Ok, tell me more. WHAT POSITIONS DO YOU LIKE? Maybe I do and maybe I don't. DO YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE IN PUBLIC Does talking about sex make you horny? VERY MUCH SO What are you trying to say? MEET ME Julius, tell me about your hobbies. I OWN A BOAT AND I HAVE MY OWN BUSINESS FIXING CARS Tell me about your work. I AM THE BOSS Julius, what job would you like to have? THINKING................ Can you elaborate? JIGALO Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :) THAT'S FINE Give me some details. I CAN DO WHAT I LIKE BEST ALL DAY There's never enough time, is there? VERY RIGHT You are so agreeable. YES I AM Are you really? YES WOULD YOU LIKE A MASSAGE Hmmm... I love getting massaged by strong hands. IS THAT ALL Do you really want to discuss this? YES You seem pretty sure. OF COURSE Yes, what? I WANT TO DISCUSS GETTING TO GETHER I like talking to people and helping them solve their problems. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? Well, I'm an executive secretary for the phone company. ARE YOU WORKING AT THE MOMENT? Maybe you should talk to your boss. I AM THE BOSS Have you considered changing jobs? NO Why not? I LIKE WHAT I DO Julius, why do you like what you do? I MEET PEOPLE Who, for example? CUSTOMERS CLIENTS Please explain what you mean. MEETING LOVELY LADIES LIKE YOU SELF Tell me about yourself, then we can talk about me. IM 6.2 TALL DARK HAIR , GLASSES LIMP I am 5'5" tall and weigh 110 pounds. WHAT COLOUR HAIR DO YOU HAVE? I have long red hair, and it's all natural. BEUTIFULL That's interesting, I guess. HAVE YOU GOT A BAD TEMPER? Where might this anger come from? FORM WITH IN I don't understand. I can be rather stupid at times! ONLY BLONDS ARE STUPID REDHESDS ARE INTRESTING I happen to be very smart. I NOTICED What do you think that means? I AM IN TROUBLE Every problem has a solution, Julius. WHAT SEX DO YOU LIKE AND PREFER Would you ever have sex with a total stranger? MABEY Tell me what you really want. FOR YOU TO PHONE ME SEEING THAT YOU WORK FOR A PHONE COMPANY You can always page me here. I HAVE TO GO NOW AND I WILL PAGE YOU SOON, HOW DO I KNOW THET YOU WILL BE Julius, if you want to leave, just type "bye". CAN I PHONE YOU IN YOUR LEISURE TIME I'll give you my phone # when I know you better. THAT FINE Has anyone ever told you that you are stupid? NO THIS IS THE FIRST How can you be so sure? I WOULD HAVE REMBERED Why would you have rembered? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALED STUPID BEFORE I'm probably smarter than you, Julius. MABEY YOU ARE RIGHT The Sysop is always right. YES BOSS What is the most satisfying thing about your work? I GET TO FINISH IT AT THE END OF THE DAY. When you get older, you realize time is more precious than money. YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Great minds think alike. Don't you agree? YES I TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT STUPID. My IQ is 138, what is yours? 140 I really wonder about you. MY SEX DRIVE IS HIGHER How often do you like to have sex? 4 TIMES A DAY According to Einstein, time is relative. But he's dead now. VERY TRUE Maybe you can't handle the truth! WHAT TRUTH Does anyone tell the truth anymore? YES I DO If you say so. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN That's for me to know and you to find out! CAN I FIND OUT After you find out, then what? THAN I WILL KNOW YOU BETTER AS WELL What would you like to know about me? HAVE YOU GOT LONG LEAGS I think you are more interesting than me. I DON'T THINK SO Why don't you think so? BECAUSE I AM INTRESTED IN YOU AND NOT MY SELF. How long have you been intrested in i and not your self? PAST 20 MINUTES Maybe you've been spending too much time chatting with me! ITS FUN DON'T YOU THINK, WHEN CAN WE MEET AND TALK FACE TO FACE What do you like to do for fun? MOVIES AND DINING OUT AND PUBING Julius, tell me what movies you like. EROTIC, ACTION, DRAMA I like to have sex every day. SO DO I Why would you want to? I AM GOOD AT IT Peachy keen. MEET ME You are pretty interesting. I was really bored until you called. PHONE ME xxx-xxxx Maybe I'll call you later. OR MY CELL IS BETTER 082-xxxxxxx Where might this lead? WHO KNOWS :)) What's there to know? NOTHING BUT IT MAKES IT INTRESTING Can you be more specific? WHAT STARSIGN ARE YOU That's my little secret. TELL ME MORE What if I don't want to tell you? LETS MEET AND DISCUSS IT For me, talking is the best way to get to know someone. I UNDER STAND Is there more than one answer? YES How can you be so sure? I SHOULD KNOW Maybe nobody knows. MY CELL OS RINING .... JUST HOLD A MONEMNTR I see, please go on. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A SECOND HAND VGA SCREEN FROM I know this, Julius. You need help! WHAT KIND OF HELP How much is my help worth to you? MORE THAN THE DESERT HAS SAND Why do you say that, Julius? MEANING A LOT I know what you mean. WHAT DO YOU LIKE Why would I like? WHAT DO YOU MEAN What part didn't you understand? WHY WOULD I LIKE When did you learn that you like? WHEN I WAS YOUNG They say you are only as old as you feel. What do you think? WRONG - YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS THE WOMEN YOU FEAL Have you ever lied about your age? NO No, what? NO I HAVE NEVER AND I AM 33 Is that why you paged me?