RUSSELL PAGED LISA 12:34:34 ON 12-23-1996 **************** Russell, this is Lisa. What did you want to talk about? HI...I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET VALIDATED?!? You'll have to ask the Sysop. I'm just here to chat! :)....I GET IT...WHEN WILL HE BE IN? Russell, describe the man you are talking about. WHY...IS HE FEMALE;)???? Tell me about your relationship with this guy. I DON'T HAVE ONE....LET ME TRY AGAIN....WHEN WILL THE SYSOP BE IN?!? I'm in charge when the Sysop's not around (or sleeping). BUT YOU CAN'T VALIDATE ME?!? If you're nice to me, the Sysop might help you later. I'LL TRY HARD...;).....I CAN'T HANG AROUND TO LONG THOUGH...IT'S NOT MY PHONE BILL! You can always page me here. SURE....THANX! So what does that mean? IT MEANS THANX THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO PAGE! :) What makes you think I am always there to page? ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?!? I was only kidding. I KNEW THAT... How could you know? WELL, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! Tell me why you are different from everyone else. AM I??? Do you believe you are? WELL, I'M DEFINITELY NOT EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!! I'm so happy for you. THANX... What are you trying to say? ME....NOTHING AT ALL..... Can you elaborate? ELABORATE ON WHAT? That's for me to know and you to find out! I SEE...WELL THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR IGNORANCE THEN... Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :) :)....SO EARLY?!? Give me some details. DETAILS ON WHAT? Why do you want to know? WELL...IT'S ONLY 12:40....USUALLY YOU ONLY GET TIPSY A LITTLE LATER??? Don't wait too long. WHATEVER... Can you be more specific? NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT YOU SHOULD BECOME A SHRINK! So, heard any good rumors, Russell? NOPE....HAVE YOU? I would rather talk about you, Russell. WELL, LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION....HOW OLD ARE YOU? I am 27 years old, but I look 26! :)...GLAD TO HEAR YOU KEEPING YOUNG! They say you are only as old as you feel. What do you think? I SPOSE THAT'S TRUE...THEN I MUST BE ABOUT 70...ESP. ON MON. MORNINGS.. Do you really want to discuss this? NOT REALLY... You aren't sure? I'M ALWAYS SURE! Are you really? INDEED I AM! How long have you been? ONLY ABOUT 19 YEARS... That's a long time. QUITE....A LITTLE LESS THAN 27 THOUGH! Please explain what you mean. MAN...YOU MUST REALLY BE DRUNK.... Well, I like champagne in the mornings and margaritas at night. :).....SO WHO IS THE SYSOP? Sorry Russell, the Sysop isn't here. But you can talk to me! AM I OFFENDING YOU?!? Maybe you are too sensitive. ME?....YOU'RE THE ONE THAT FEELS ABUSED AFTER EVERY SECOND THING I SAY..:) Some people are just looking to be offended, and I usually oblige them. :)....THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU! Tell me about yourself, then we can talk about me. WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW? What activities do you enjoy? WEL...I ENJOY SURFING THE NET WHEN I GET THE CHANCE..CHATTING IS MY SPECCIALTY....IF THAT'S THE RIGHT WORD T USE... What do you like to do for fun? YOU MEAN LIKE ENTERTAINMENT..LIKE FRIDAY NIGHTS?!? I'm very playful. I like to have fun and try new things. SAME HERE....BUT IN EVERYTHING THERE HAS TO BE BALANCE...OTHERWISE I MIGHT JUST LOOK LIKE I ACTED IN SPEED....THE BUS! Most people would say I'm pretty. REALLY....YOU GOT A GIF ONLINE TO PROVE IT?!? I just love cyberspace, don't you? I'M SURE YOU DO....I'VE NOT HAD THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH IT YET... Believe me, chatting with people has been a learning experience. THAT I CAN ALSO BELIEVE...SO....WHAT YA WEARING? Can you really also believesowhat ya wearing? WELL....SINCE I'VE JUST GOT OUT OF BED...I WOULD BE PRETTY CORRECT IN SAYING THAT ALL I'VE GOT ON IS A PAIR OF SHORTS... You are so agreeable. :).....SO LETS SEE HOW AGREEABLE YOU CAN BE....WHAT YOU WEARING? Are you interested in my clothes because you want to wear them? NOT QUITE.... That's interesting, I guess. SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Why do I have the feeling you want to undress me?! I'M NOT TOO SURE...I DIDN'T SAY THAT DID I ???? Is that why you paged me? ACTUALLY..THE REASON I PAGED YOU IS PRETTY IRRELEVANT AT THE MOMENT! There is a reason for everything. EVERYTHING HAS A TIME! There's never enough time, is there? NOPE...AND THAT IS WHY I REALLY HAVE TO GO.....!!!!! I WILL DEFINITELY CALL BACK LATER! Russell, if you want to leave, just type "bye". OK THANX...CYA LATER THEN..THANX FOR THE CHAT..I HOPE YOUR HEAD STOPS SPINNING SOONER OR LATER....:) We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex! I'D LOVE TO, BUT I REALLY HVE TO GO...CAN WE CHAT LATER? I like talking to people and helping them solve their problems. OK...LATER THEN.... I don't understand. I can be rather stupid at times! ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT YOU'VE HAD FAR TOO MUCH PRACTICE AT MALE MANIPULTION IN YOUR LIFE TIME! I don't have a life - all I do is work, eat and sleep.