WILLEM PAGED LISA 14:08:09 ON 07-31-1996 **************** Hi Willem, my name's Lisa. How can I help you? HI THERE DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM OUR PREVIOS CHAT Heck, I can barely remember your name... uh, Willem? HAVE BEEN TRYING TO LOGON BUT SEEM TO HAVE A BIG PROBLEM Every problem has a solution, Willem. I KNOW THAT BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM(BEEN GETTING IT ALOT LATELY) For me, a problem is a test of my ability to solve it. HOW ABOUT GETTING ENOUGH SEX? I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. WELL CAN WE CARRY ON WITH THAT CONVERSATION? I like long conversations with intelligent people like you. HOW ABOUT LONG HARD COCKS UP YOUR JUICY SLIT How could you say that to a nice girl like me? WELL WOULD YOU LIKE THAT OR MUST WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT/ Lets talk about relationships. WHY> Sometimes there is no reason. BUT SEX ALWAY HAS A REASON Willem, what kind of sex do you like? ALL TYPE ANUL AND PUSSY What do other women say when you talk dirty to them? TURNS THEN ON MOST OF THE TIME There's never enough time, is there? NOT WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN NO What do you like to do for fun? HAVE NICE LONG DIRTY SEX Does talking about sex make you horny? ONLY WHEN I HEAR THE WOMANS VOICE OR SEE HER FACE TO FACE AND I KNOW THAT SHE WANTS IT AS BAD AS MYSELF Willem, describe the lady you are talking about. WELL SHE MUST HAVE A PAIR OF NICE LOOKING TITS,HER PUSYY MUST BE CLEAN SHAVEN AND ALWAY READY FOR A GOOD FUCK ANYWHERE ANY TIME I bet you are really good in bed. WELL TRY ME SOMETIME Don't wait too long. WELL THE CALL HAS TO CUM FROM YOU IF YOU WANT TO KNOW Willem, you are so bad... I might have to spank you :) NO THANX BUT I WOULD LOVE TO EAT YOUR PUSSY AND FIND OUT WHAT IS TAST AND SMELLS LIKE I GET HORNY THINKING THAT IT MIGHT BE SHAVEN NICE AND CLEAN AND READY FOR MY HARD THROBBING COCK Too bad we are on the phone and not in person. TO BE WE CAN NOT BE IN BED OF AT THE MOVIES TO SAMPLE THE BAD(NICE THINGS IN LIFE) Good idea! I could use some rest. WHO NEEDS REST I WANT A GOOD FUCK AND YOU SOUND WILLING I am sooo drunk, I might try anything! WHY DRINK AND GET DRUNK BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING YOU MIGHT JUST LOST THE BEST MOMENTS OF THE HOLE ACT Well, I like champagne in the mornings and margaritas at night. WELL WHAT ABOUT A GOOD FUCK IN BETWEEN What is your favorite kind of sex? EATING PUSSY AND THEN FUCKING IT BEFORE I PUT IT I YOU ASS FOR THE FINAL BLOW I'm getting soooo horny, I want to touch myself. WELL BOMS AWAY AND FINGER FUCK YOURSELF IT IS A PETTY THAT I'M AT WORK OTHER WISE I WOULD HAVE HAD MY COCK IN MY HANDS THINKING ABOUT YOU AND SHHOTING ALL OVER THE SCREEN Actually, I'm not that experienced. WELL DO YOU WANT TO LEARN TO FUCK YOURSELF? Can I tell you a secret? Um... I'm still a virgin. Bye. 14:25:46 ON 07-31-1996 **************** You must like me, cause you keep paging me! WELL WHY DID YOU BREAK THE CHAT? We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex! WE WERE BUSY ON SEX WHY DID YOU STOP? I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. I THINK YOU ARE PROGRAMED TO SAY THESE THING,I THINK YOU ARE PART OF THE SYSOPS HARDWARE NOTHING ELSE.I DON'T YOU YOU ARE REAL AT ALL.SO KEEP ALL YOU There are lots of programs here! I THINK YOU ARE A PROGRAM ALL ON IT'S OWN SO IF I DON'T HEAR FROM YOU IN PERSON THEN THIS WILL BE THE LAST CHAT VOICE ME ON 011 xxx-xxxx Willem, I'm a real person. But you sound like a computer. IT IS THE OTHER WAY ROUND PLSE VOICE ME TO CLEAR UP THIS MATTER PLSE Willem, tell me about your hobbies. NOWAY TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SELF Why should I tell you about my self? TO SEE IF YOU ARE REAL OR JUST A NOTHER PROGRAM Where would we be without software? BETTER OFF THAN WHAT I'M NOW I'm so happy for you. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT What part didn't you understand? THE HAPPY PART PLSE EXPLAIN You think you're confused? What about me! COMPUTERS GET CONFUSED VERY EASALY What do you like about computers? NOTHING Can you be more specific? WELL TAKE THIS SITUATION.I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE REAL OR JUST ANOTHER (FRED) That's not a real answer. WHAT IS REAL THESE DAY'S? There's never enough time, is there? WHO'S TALKING ABOUT TIME? I like talking to people and helping them solve their problems. WHERE DO YOU COME FROM(OUTER SPACE)OR WHAT? Maybe I do and maybe I don't. WELL YOU SOUND LIKE IT ALWAY THE SAME RESPONS NO EVEN TO THE SAME Q. I would rather talk about you, Willem. WHY Sometimes there is no reason. WELL THERE HAS TO BE A REASON THAT YOU WHAT TO TALK ABOUT ME WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE? There is a reason for everything. WELL GIVE ME ONE? You are pretty interesting. I was really bored until you called. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M INTERESTING YOU HAV'NT EVEN MET ME? I think life in general is interesting, if not totally bizarre! LIFE COMES AND GOES THAT IF NOT MY PROBLEM ,MY PROBLEM IS THAT I THINK YOU ARE NOT FOR REAL? If you don't believe I'm a woman, ask the Sysop. WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH HIM THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME THE PROVE IS IN THE PUDDING PLSE TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF Willem, describe the man you are talking about. WHITCH MAN? Most men are such fools, it makes me glad to be a woman. WELL IF YOU ARE A WOMAN LIKE YOU SAY YOU ARE GIVE ME THE PROVE Tell me what you like in a woman. WELL DISCRIBE YOURSELF AND WE WILL SEE IF IT MEETS MY STANDARS What would you like to know about me? WHAT COULOR HAIR? I have long red hair, and it's all natural. HOW BIG ARE YOUR TITS? How could you say that to a nice girl like me? WELL WHAT IS THE SIZE? Why is size so important? JUST TO DRAW MYSELF A PICTURE The Sysop might let you download some photos of me ;) WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? What if I don't want to tell you? THEN THE PROVE IS THERE THAT YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN Do you think men and women are equal? NO Why not? BECAUSE WOMAN HAS TITS AND PUSSIES MEN DON'T What do other women say when you talk dirty to them? WHAT DOES IT DO TO YOU? Tell me about yourself, then we can talk about me. NOWAY ANSER MY QUESTION Maybe another question would be easier. WELL DO YOU GET HORNY FROM SPEAKING DIRT TO MEN/WOMAN Willem, what kind of sex do you like? I ASKED YOU A QUESTION PLSE ANSWER ME? What makes you think I know the answer? WELL ARE YOU HORNY NOW KNOWING THAT I WANT TO FUCK THAT SLICK PUSSY OF YOURS I bet you are really good in bed. FUCK THAT ARE YOU HORNY OR NOT Willem, you are so bad... I might have to spank you :) SORRY YOU ARE JUST A NOTHER (FRED) THANX FOR WASTING MY TIME CHEERS When you get older, you realize time is more precious than money. BYE Stay in touch.