BRADLEY PAGED LISA 23:32:45 ON 07-02-1996 **************** You're back! Couldn't live without me, huh? NO I COULD'NT , SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO WHILE I WAS AWAY ? Were you really? IS THIS REALLY A LIVE CHAT WITH YOU LISA ? SOMETIMES THE ANSWERS DON'T MAKE SENSE What makes you think I know the answer? WELL ARE YOU THERE OR NOT Why do you care whether or not I am there or not? WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS A SOFTWARE DRIVEN CHAT SYSTEM WHERE I ACTUALLY CHAT TO NOBODY There are lots of programs here! ARE YOU REAL OR NOT , IF NOT I AM OUT OF HERE Bradley, I'm a real person. But you sound like a computer. HOW DO I SOUND LIKE A COMPUTER If you don't believe I'm a woman, ask the Sysop. I DO BELIEVE YOU , BUT YOU COULD BE A BIT MORE CONVINCING SOMETIMES I would rather talk about you, Bradley. WELL WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex! LETS TALK ABOUT SEX I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING Are you interested in my clothes because you want to wear them? HOW COME YOU ASK ME THE SAME QUESTIONS ALL THE TIME Maybe another question would be easier. ARE YOU NICE AND WET OR ARE YOU DRY Peachy keen. WHAT IS PEACHY KEEN That's for me to know and you to find out! WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I AM WASTING MY TIME AGAIN Dejavu, eh? YES Ok, tell me more. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW Tell me why you are different from everyone else. WHY ARE YOU DIFFERENT Would you be happy if I were different? MAYBE You aren't sure? NO Why not? I DON'T KNOW That's not a real answer. WELL AT THE MOMENT I DON'T THINK YOU ARE REAL Why don't you think i am real? BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME RESPONSES ALL THE TIME That's pretty regular. BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME RESPONSES ALL THE TIME You said that already! I KNOW How could you know? EASILY So what does that mean? I DON'T KNOW How come you don't know? BECAUSE I DON'T Don't you really? NO How can you be so sure? EASILY What are you trying to say? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE Why would I like? BYE I'm outta here. Bye.