MORGAN PAGED LISA 16:17:00 ON 06-11-1996 ****************
Hi Morgan, I'm Lisa. What should we talk about?

 I DUNNO ...I KINDA FEEL EMBARESSED DAT I'M ON AN ADULT BBS & TALKING TO A LADY
I just love cyberspace, don't you?

YEAH ......MY ALIAS IS CYBORGASM HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
I have a weird sense of humor.

OK TELL ME BOUT IT
Why should I tell you bout it?

I DUNNO MAYBE YOUR AS BORED AS I AM
Don't you find me amusing?

WELL ...I WOULDN'T NO I HAVEN'T REALYY GOTTEN TO NO U
Why not?

WHAT THE HELL .......UMMMMMMMM OK ...I DON'T NO U WELL ENOUGH YET!!!!!!!
Just how often do you visit the Devil?

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM THE DEVIL
Are you a personal friend of Satan, or just his tool?

I AM SATAN
Maybe I'm the Devil, tempting you with my evil ways.

WHAT EVIL WAYS YOUNG CHILD
I am 27 years old, but I look 26!

OK I CAN SEE U LISA I AM ALL AROUND U U DO LOOK 26
Look all you want.

JEEEEE THANX !!!!
So what does that mean?

R U A BABE?????
You want a baby? Adopt one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO R U A BABE ......HEHEHEHHE
Do you think I'm funny, or just strange?

I LIKE STRANGE ...CAUSE I'M STRANGE
Just what do you mean by that?

USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Tell me about your fantasies.

R U FOR REEEEEEEELLLLLLL ...WHY SHOULD I
Sometimes there is no reason.

WELL PATHOLOGICALLY STRANGE 1 I MIGHT TELL YOU IF U START
We can't all be normal.

WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH FANTASIES????
You must have a good imagination.

OK WELL IF I'M GONNA PLAY THIS GAME I WANT U TO START
What do you like to do for fun?

WELL ROLLERBLADE,FISH & SEX IS COOL TOO HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
I knew you would mention sex sooner or later.

WAIT I WAZ JUST KIDDING .......DESCRIBE YOURSELF .....I'M 6 FOOT 4 GOT BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES
I have long red hair, and it's all natural.

THANK HEAVENS YOUR NOT BLONDE
Is a person's hair color really that important?

WELL TO ME ...IT IS ... I LOVE DARK LONG HAIR ....BUT IF IT IS BLONDE IT MUST BE NATURAL NOT BLEACHED
Do you have any gray hair yet?

AT 18 YEAH RIGHT
You are so agreeable.

Y U SAY THAT LISA?
How do you like my name?

EVERY TIME I SAY IT I THINK OF THE SIMPSONS 
There's never enough time, is there?

WHOAAAA SLOW DOWN THATS DEEP
What are you trying to say?

U SEEM INTELLECTUAL
I happen to be very smart.

I BELIEVE YOU
Why do you believe me?

YOUR PURPLE LETTERING IS SOOOO PURPELY
Why are you concerned about my purple lettering is soooo purpely?

BECAUSE IT STANDS FOR ROYALTY JEEZ
Is that the only reason?

NO IT ALSO STANDS FOR BEAUTY & EVOKITIVE BEHAVIOUR
How can you be so sure?

TRUST ME
Morgan, you can trust me. Honest!

YEAH SOOOO
Ok, tell me more.

ABOUT WHAT U NAME THE SUBJECT
Names are hard for me to remember, except for my own.

WELL A SUBJECT THEN
Lets talk about relationships.

WHAT ABOUT THEM
That's for me to know and you to find out!

OK MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE ALWAYS SUPERFICIAL
Relationships are hard these days. Nobody knows how to make them work.

I LONG FOR ROMANCE TRUE LOVE AND HAPPINESS.....NOT!!!
Maybe you can't handle the truth!

OWW THAT HOIT
Can you elaborate?

YOU HAVE SCALDED MY MALE PRIDE. MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WAS A SEX MANIAC.
Morgan, what kind of sex do you like?

NOT SEX .... MAKING LOVE
Does talking about sex make you horny?

NO BECAUSE I LONG FOR MORE THAN APHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP
In most relationships, one person always gives more than the other.

YOU ARE VERY WISE , BUT I AM WISER
I'm probably smarter than you, Morgan.

I HAVE AN IQ OF 160 ARF ARF
My IQ is 138, what is yours?

160 
Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :)

DUH
Give me some details.

I THINK YOU MUST BE A PATRON OF THE WORLDLY WAYS OF RELAXATION
I'm very playful. I like to have fun and try new things.