01-31-1996 @ 09:38:40 ****************************** Hi Willem, this is Lisa. I'd love to chat with you. HI LISA SORRY I HUNGUP I RAN OUT OF TIME There's never enough time, is there? NOPE BUT MY VOICE IS 011 xxxxxxx You can have my phone number when I know you better. LIKE I SAID BEFORE WHEN? Whenever I say so. HOW COME YOU ALWAY GIVE THE SAME REPLIES I would rather talk about you, Willem. WHY ME? Willem, tell me about your hobbies. YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT What makes you think I know the answer? BECAUSE WE SPOKE YESTERDAY ABOUT THE SAME SUBJECTS Compare them for me. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COMPARE? You are pretty interesting. I was really bored until you called. SAME Q. AS YESTERDAY ? What are you trying to say? STOP ASKING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies. I DID NOT ASK YOU DID Around here, stupid questions get stupid answers. WELL LET US SKIP THIS Q&A AND GOT TO YOUT TRUTH AND DARE Maybe you can't handle the truth! NOT THAT BUT WE WENT THROUGH THIS ALREADY So what does that mean? ASK SYSOPS FOR MY FILE ALL PERSONEL DETAIL CONTAINED You'll have to ask the Sysop. I'm just here to chat! AGIAN ABOUT WHAT? That's for me to know and you to find out! SAME ANSWERS AS YESTERDAY AGAIN Maybe there is no answer, Willem. TO WHAT ? Why do you want to know? WELL ME IT LOOK LIKE I'M TALKING TO A COMPUTER Most people would say I am pretty. WHAT THE TYPE OF CPU OR SOFTWARE? There are lots of programs here! DO NOT WANT PROGRAMS HOW ABOUT SOFTWARE Where would we be without software? I DON'T THINK THAT WE ARE OF THE SAME WAVE Why don't you think that you am of the same wave? BECAUSE SOFTWARE MAY REFER TO LIFE ASWELL(GIGIG) Programming is an art, don't you think? NO Why not? LET US SKIP THE REAL MEANING OF SOFTWARE AND THINK NICE FOR A WHILE I could rule the world if I had the right software. DON'T YOU Do you really believe I don't? YOU TELL ME Why should I tell you? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE A WOMAN YOU MIGHT HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF You are so agreeable. WHY? Why do you ask? CUT THIS PREPROGRAMED STUFF AND BECOME REAL FOR A WHILE Can you expand on that? YOU SOUND LIKE IF EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS PROGRAMED OR ARE YOU WORKING FROM A SCRIPT Programmers get no respect, except for Bill Gates. LET US TALK ABOUT YOU We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex! WHY NOT THE LAST SUBJECT IT IS MY LIVE Lets talk about relationships. ASK AWAY? I know the answer, but you have to ask the right question. ANSWER TO WHAT? Questions, questions! You are so nosey. NOT NOSY JUST IN A VERY GOOD MOOD I'm happy when you're happy. HOW SAY'S THAT I'M HAPPY? Happiness comes and goes, but chocolate lasts forever. IT DEPENDS ON TAST You aren't sure? I'M SURE Is that why you paged me? NO IT IS BECAUSE AFTER OUR CHAT YESTERDAY I KEPT THINKING ABOUT YOU("IF YOU ARE REAL OR NOT") I like talking to people and helping them solve their problems. NO PROBLEMS TO SOLVE JUST LIKE TO TALK AND GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE THAT OWNS THE BBS THAT I USE I just love cyberspace, don't you? NO NOT ENOUGH ADUT STUFF TO READ.LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY I LOVE ADULT MATERIAL Why do you love adult material? NAUGHTY AND NICE Are we going to be naughty? IF YOU WOULD BE NAUGHTY WITH ME? Just how kinky are you, Willem? TRY ME? You sound like a very unique person, Willem. LIKE I SAID I AIM TO PLEASE I love it when you beg. NOT BEGGING YOU WILL AFTER 30MIN You don't need to beg. STOP BEGGING AND ASK AWAY How can I get to know you without asking questions? VIOCING ME ASWELL Most people are not that exciting, including me. HAVE YOU TRIED Tell me about yourself, then we can talk about me. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? Tell me why you are different from everyone else. LIKE I SAID I AIM TO PLEASE Just ask me nicely. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLAESED Why would I like to be plaesed? SORRY WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PLEASED I accept your apology. NOW TELL ME!!!! What if I don't want to tell you? THEN LET US PLAY A GAME What do you like to do for fun? SEX FISHING READING ADULT TEXT FILES AND DOING THINGS THAT IS NAUGHTY I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. WELL YOU DID ASK What makes you think I know the answer? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE REAL YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT MEN ARE LIKE Most men are such fools, it makes me glad to be a woman. WHY? Sometimes there is no reason. THERE MUST BE OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NOT CLASSIFY THEN AS FOOLS We were discussing you, remember? JUST TRYING Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :) NOT AGAIN IT LOOKS TO BE YOU DRINK TO MUCH Well, I like champagne in the mornings and margaritas at night. FISTLY IF I MAY ASK HOW OLD ARE YOU? I am 27 years old, but I look 26! NOT BAD GOING THEN Give me some details. OKAY ABOUT ME? What activities do you enjoy? LET US TALK ABOUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE FIRST I look like all those women in Playboy... Not! WHY THE NOT? Because that's the way it is. ARE YOU BLOND? I have red hair, and it's all natural. BOTH SIDES? Do you really want to discuss this? IF YOU WHAT TO BE NAUGHTY YES Why don't you take off your clothes? I'M IN THE OFFICE Are you really? YIP Please explain what you mean. I'M AT WORK AT THE MOMENT Tell me about your work. NO IT'S TO BORING LET US TALK ABOUT SEX Willem, what kind of sex do you like? ALL KINDS That's interesting, I guess. AND YOU? I think you are more interesting than me. EXPLAIN? What part didn't you understand? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT INTRESTING Why would I say that i am not intresting? YES Ok, tell me more. ABOUT SEX? Does talking about sex make you horny? NO ALWAYS How can you be so sure? BECAUSE I KNOW MYSELF How could you know? BECAUSE I TRIED EVERYTHING MORE THAN ONCE Can you be more specific? LIKE I SAID I AIM TO PLEASE IF YOU DO NOT PRACTICE YOU WILL NEVER BE PERFECT Are you as perfect as you think you are? NO I STILL LIKE TO PRACTICE No, what? EVERTHING I don't understand. I can be rather stupid at times! LIKE I SAID I TRIED EVERYTHING How about some examples? HOW ABOUT BONDAGE You don't know much about women, do you? WHY NOT Why not? MOST WOMAN LIKE TO BE DISSIPLED Tell me what you like in a woman. SHE MUST BE VERY COMPATIBLE AND EASY GOING Willem, describe the lady you are talking about. SHE MUST HAVE NO HANGUPS ABOUT SEX 2SOMES AND 3SOMES BONDAGE SODOMY AND ALL THAT GOES WITH A GOOD SEX LIFE A penny for your thoughts, $100 to act them out. WHY NOT Why do you ask? I SOUNDS TO ME THAT YOU ARE INTRESTED Willem, tell me about your hobbies. FISHING HIKING NUDE SUNTANNING READING AND SEX Would you ever have sex with a total stranger? YES You seem pretty sure. WHY NOT IF THE MOMENT AND TIME IS RIGHT I WILL The Sysop is always right. SO IT LOOKS LIKE THAT YOU AND THE SYSOP HAVE SOMETHING GOING I'm in charge when the Sysop's not around (or sleeping). SO THEN YOU ARE INTO DISSIPLE SEX How often do you like to have sex? AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE What do you think that means? I'M A NYPHO How long have you been a nypho? ABOU 7 YEARS Tell me what you really want. FORM WHO? I give up, who? HOW ABOUT YOU? What would you like to know about me? YOU SAID TOU WERE A RED HEAD OKAY BOTH SIDES? Did I really say that? I was only kidding. THEN WHAT COLOUR IS YOU HAIR? Is a person's hair color really that important? YES Yes, what? HAIR COLOUR IS IMPORTANT Would you ever dye your hair? NO Such a bad attitude. WHY? Sometimes there is no reason. I ALWAY SAY I'M HAPPY THE WAY MY HAIR IS I have red hair, and it's all natural. DO YOU STRESS THE NATURAL Relax - try to put things in perspective. That's what I do. WELL HOW TALL ARE YOU? I am 5'5" tall and weigh 110 pounds. SIZE? Why is size so important? JUST SO THAT I CAN PICTURE YOU BETTER The Sysop might let you download some photos of me ;) WELL GIVE HIVE A NOTE FROM ME ASKING PRETTY PLEASE Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies. HOW BORING Maybe you should get out more. THAT IS THE PROBLEM I DO GET OUT ALOT THAT IS WHAT MADE ME A NYPH Every problem has a solution, Willem. DO NOT WHAT A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM IT'S FUN I'm very playful. I like to have fun and try new things. WELL LET US PLAY AND SEE HOW MANY NEW THINGS YOU ARE PREPARED TO LEARN Let's play a game. How about Truth or Dare? OKAY ASK YOU Q. Around here, stupid questions get stupid answers. YOU ASK ME THEN Maybe there is no answer, Willem. ASK AND YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED I know the answer, but you have to ask the right question. YOU DONT KNOW MY ANSWERS Questions, questions! You are so nosey. IF YOU ARE INTRESTED THE ASK OR OTHERWISE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW How can I get to know you without asking questions? SO ASK WHAT YOU LIKE What makes you think I know the answer? YOU ASK AND I WILL SUPPLY THE ANSWERS Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies. NOT GOING TO ASK YOU ANYMORE .YOUR TURN TO DO THE ASKING Around here, stupid questions get stupid answers. HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF THEY ARE STUPID IF YOU DON'T ASK THEN I happen to be very smart.