01-30-1996 @ 12:54:14 ****************************** Hi Willem, I'm Lisa. What should we talk about? HI THERE IF POSSIBLE MAY I HAVE DOWNLOAD ACESS TO ADULT TXT FILES PLSE PRETTY PLSE You'll have to ask the Sysop. I'm just here to chat! WHAT ABOUT That's for me to know and you to find out! WHAT ABOUT ADULT STUFF Why do you want to know? YOUR MANE SOUNDS VERY SEXY I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. WELL THAT IS WHAT MAKE LIFE TIK I don't have a life - all I do is work, eat and sleep. WHAT ABOUT SEX????? Willem, what kind of sex do you like? ALL KINDS What are you trying to say? FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT Tell me why you are different from everyone else. WELL I LOVE SEX AND I LIKE TO PLSE Does talking about sex make you horny? SOMETIMES Why only sometimes? I DEPENDS ON THE PERSON I'M SPEAKING TO Willem, I'm a real person. But you sound like a computer. WHY? Why do you ask? BECAUSE I;M REAL ASWELL Is that why you paged me? YES Ok, tell me more. ABOUT WHAT? What answer would make you happy? YOU DECIDE I would rather talk about you, Willem. MY HOBBIES OR MY LIFE?? I enjoy movies, bike riding, dancing, reading, travel, and photography. WELL I LIKE FISHING HIKING NUDE SUNTANNING AND READING Are we going to be naughty? NOPE Why not? WELL TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SELF Why should I tell you about my self? SO THAT I KNOW WHEN WE TALK ABOUT LIFE THAT I WOULD BE WORHT THE WHILE FOR BOTH OF USE Do you live your life to the fullest? I TRY So what does that mean? I CAN NOT ALWAY FIND THE RIGHT PETNER TO EXPRESS MY SELF You are so agreeable. WHAT DO YOU MEAN What part didn't you understand? WHY I'M I AGREEABLE? Are you really? SOMETIMES It sounds like you can't decide one way or the other. TELL ME ABOUT TOUR SELF AND WE WILLSEE What if I don't want to tell you? OKAY (ARE YOU MARRIED) I've never been married myself. Are you proposing? :) IF WE ARE COMPATIBLE MAYBE You aren't sure? WELL I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOU FIRST What would you like to know about me? ARE YOU AVAILABLE AND READY Why do you care whether or not I am available and ready? HUSBANS TEND TO BE A PROBLE SOMETIMES UNLESS HE IS VERY VERY OPENMINDE Willem, describe the man you are talking about. WELL MY SELF ARE VERY OPENMINDED Can you expand on that? WELL WHEN IT COMES TO THE SUBJECT OF LIFE LIKE TO BE HELPFULL Life is what happens while you are making other plans. LISA CAN I VOICE YOU? Maybe, if you really want to. WELL GIVE ME YOUR VOICE NUMBER AND I'LL CALL You can have my phone number when I know you better. WHEN WILL THAT BE? Whenever I say so. WELL YOU VOICE ME AND WE CAN DECIDE Willem, tell me about your hobbies. VOICE ME You are pretty interesting. I was really bored until you called. WELL I WOULD LIKE TO VOICE YOU AND SAVE YOU THE COST I think about money all the time. How about you? WELL NOT ALWAYS You mean all the time? NO ONLY SOMETIME WHEN I'M IN THE S____ Don't wait too long. WELL GIVE ME YOUR VOICE Maybe I'll call you later. I'M KNOCKING OFF AT 15H00 How long have you been knocking off at 15h00? NOT THAT WAY Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :) FROM WHAT What do you think? LIFE If you had to live in the past or the future, what would you do? LIVE IN THE FUTURE When are you talking about? ABOUT 20 YAERS FROM NOW Give me some details. ALL WOULD BE MORE OPEN AND FUN What do you like to do for fun? LIFE I don't have a life - all I do is work, eat and sleep. WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU LIFE Do you live your life to the fullest? YOU ARE A COMPUTER What do you like about computers? NO VERY MUCH How can you be so sure? BE CUASE I WORK WITH THEM Tell me about your work. WHY IT'S BORING Maybe you should get out more. TO WHERE In my bedroom! SOUNDS LIKE FUN I'm very playful. I like to have fun and try new things. WELL VOICE ME AND WE CAN SPEAK ABOUT THE FUN PART Let's play a game. How about Truth or Dare? OKAY Just ok, nothing more? OKAY GO I DARE So, know any good secrets, Willem? A FEW Do you really want to discuss this?