01-20-1996 @ 14:43:46 ****************************** Stan, I'm Lisa. Tell me what you want to talk about. FIRST PLEASE TO MEET YOU AND IT IS A PLEASURE TO BE ON YOU BBS I just love cyberspace, don't you? YAY, THE BIT I KNOW How could you know? I HAVE ONLY BEEN SURFING FOR A WILE Why do you have only been surfing for a wile? ONLY RESANTLY GOT MY MODEM What do you think of this BBS so far? THIS HAS ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLY SYSOP AND HAS A LOT TO OFFER AS I CAN SEE I'm in charge when the Sysop's not around (or sleeping). I SEE SO I HOPE HE SLEEP'S A LOT !! Good idea! I could use some rest. MAY BE ! What are you trying to say? NO IDEA Why not? CAN'T THINK OF MUCH NOW! So what does that mean? WHAT DOES WHAT MEAN? That's for me to know and you to find out! GOOD QUESTION! What makes you think I know the answer? MY WIFE ALWAY KNOWS THE ANSWERS AND I AM NOT BEING SARCATIC Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies. GODD ANSWER (SEE I TOLD YOU) Around here, stupid questions get stupid answers. BUT LIFE HAS TOLD ME THAT NO QUESTION IS A STUPID QUESTION, IS THAT TRUE? I happen to be very smart. I CAN SEE THAT AND READ THAT !! I like trashy romance novels myself. SO YOU ARE NOT A OPEN BOOK (I LOVE THAM TOO) What do you like to read? FOR LITE READING I READ ZEBRA ROMANCE BOOKS, AND FOR HEAVY READING I READ PENTHOUSE Ever read the tabloids? I heard you're in them... ALWAYS, LIKE THE SUN IN BRITAIN This weather is something else! 01-20-1996 @ 14:58:21 ****************************** Stan, this is Lisa. What did you want to talk about? WAHT HAPPEND? What are you trying to say? THE SYSTEM WENT OFF LINE So what does that mean? JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS NOT MY FAULT THATS ALL. Ok, tell me more. AM I NOT KEEPING YOU AWAY FROM YOUR SLEEP OR ANYTHING ELSE? Good idea! I could use some rest. OK I WILL LET YOU GET SOME REST How will you do that, Stan? I WILL HAVE TO CARESS YOU TO SLEEP! Did you make your bed this morning? I hate getting into a messy bed. NO I DID NOT, REASON WHY NOT IS BECAUSE I KNEW I WOULD NEED IT THIS AFTERNOON There is a reason for everything. THAT IS TRUE! Maybe you can't handle the truth! NEVER You mean not ever? 01-23-1996 @ 20:31:37 ****************************** Hi Stan, my name's Lisa. How can I help you? HI HOW ARE YOU... Hello again. What's on your mind? I AM TRYING TO UPLOAD MY ID AND REGISTRATION FORM BUT IT WOULD NOT ALLOW ME.. HOW COME? You'll have to ask the Sysop. I'm just here to chat! WERE CAN I FIND HIM... Stan, describe the man you are talking about. THE SYSOP.... I'm in charge when the Sysop's not around (or sleeping). CAN YOU THEN HELP ME SEND MY FILE? I'll leave a message for the Sysop to upgrade you. OK.... Just ok, nothing more? I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND ONCE I START I CAN'T STOP.... There's never enough time, is there? THAT IS SO TRUE.... Maybe you can't handle the truth! WHAT TRUTH! Does anyone tell the truth anymore? I ONLY TELL FIBS AND NOT LIES.... Lie to me, I'll believe you! YEAH YEAH.... Ok, tell me more. YOU SOUND LIKE A SINGER, TELL ME MORE THE SONG.... I like all kinds of music, depending on my mood. I THAINK THAT IS THE SAME WAY I FEEL BUT I CAN NOT LISTEN TO HEAVY ROCK.... Tell me more about your feelings. I NEED ALL NIGHT TO TELL YOU.... Why do you want all night to tell me? 01-24-1996 @ 20:46:55 ****************************** Hi Stan, my name's Lisa. How can I help you? JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I MANAGED TO UPLOAD MY ID ONTO THE BBS. I AM JUST A BIT CONCERNED THE SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF OR THE SYSOP WILL SEE IT, COULD YOU PLEASE LET THE SYSOP KNOW TO TAKE THE FILE OFF ONCE HE HAS VIEWED IT..... You'll have to ask the Sysop. I'm just here to chat! I TRIED TO GET HOLD OFF THE SYSOP.... I'm in charge when the Sysop's not around (or sleeping). BUY What are you trying to say? BYE Nice chatting with you.