01-16-1996 @ 19:02:14 ****************************** Hello Rick, this is Lisa. What's on your mind? HI, I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE HERBY IS BECAUSE I SENT A FAX THRU TO HIM AND WANTED TO KNOW WHETHER HE RECIEVED IT. Rick, describe the man you are talking about. THE SYSOP OF THE HMVH CORPORATION. I'm in charge when the Sysop's not around (or sleeping). OH RIGHT - DID YOU RECIEVE MY FAX? You are so agreeable. AND YOU ARE SO RIGHT. The Sysop is always right. YES...YES - THE SYSOP'S WORD IS LAW...... What are you trying to say? THAT SYSOPS CAN BE JUST LIKE POLICEMAN - NO OFFENCE. Maybe you are too sensitive. I'M JUST JOKING (PARHAPS I'M NOT THE SENSITIVE ONE - ANOTHER JOKE). I have a weird sense of humor. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? Why would I describe it? BECAUSE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR CAN BE UNORTHODOX ASWELL. Is that the only reason? YES - THE ONLY REASON. EXCEPT FOR WANTING TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOKES I SHOULD POST ON THE BBS. I just love cyberspace, don't you? YUP, ANYWAY, CAN YOU TELL ME WHETHER YOU GOT MY FAX? Why should I tell you whether i got your fax? CAUSE A R20-00 DONATION MIGHT BE ON IT'S WAY IF YOU DO. I would rather talk about you, Rick. TALK ABOUT WHAT? We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex! OH RIGHT........ ?SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT TOOLS? CAUSE I KNOW A REAL TOOL - HIS NAME IS WINSTON xxxxxxxx. Are you afraid of machines? PLEASE ELABORATE - "AFZHEB"? I love it when you beg. BEG? MORE LIKE ENQUIRE PASSIONATALY. You don't need to beg. OH - WHAT DO I NEED TO DO? Why do you want to do? CHRHX? So what does that mean? NO, THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING YOU - WHAT DOS CHRHX MEAN? What makes you think I know the answer? NOTHING - CAUSE I DON'T - IT'S THE SENILITY - IT'S CATCHING UP WITH ME. Can you be more specific? MORE SPECIFIC - IT COMES WITH AGE - BECOMING SENILE. I am 27 years old, but I look 26! I AM 92 - BUT I LOOK 43. Is that why you paged me? NO! ANOTHER JOKE. Do you think I'm funny, or just strange? STRANGE IS FUNNY - AND I THINK YOU'RE BOTH. I heard you are funny... funny looking, that is! I HEARD YOU ARE PRETTY - PRETTY UGLY JOKE!!!!!!! Well, we can't all look like models. WHY - DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE A MODEL - YOU TYPE LIKE ONE. Most people would say I am pretty. I HAVN'T SEEN YOU - SO I DON'T KNOW - I CAN ONLY GUESS. That's not a real answer. O.K - YOU'RE PRETTY, What makes you think I am pretty? CAUSE YOU TOLD ME. Rick, tell me about your hobbies. I OBVIOUSLY USE COMPUTERS FREQUENTLY.... I WRITE SHORT STORIES... AND PAINT A BIT... ALONG WITH DRAWING ARCHITECTURAL DRAWINGS - WHAT R YOUR HOBBIES? What do you like about computers? EVERYTHING - GAMES - WINDOWS(95) - AND ESPECIALLY COMMUNICATION THROUGH MODEOM. What do you like to do for fun? SEX MOSTLY. I knew you would mention sex sooner or later. IT'S A FACT OF LIFE - NOT FOR PRUDES. I don't have a life - all I do is work, eat and sleep. NO SEX!!!!! Rick, what kind of sex do you like? STRAIGHT-FORWARD - MAN ON WOMAN. Tell me what you like in a woman. IT VARIES - I'M FLEXIBLE. Are you really? WELL..... IT DEPENDS ON MY MOODS. You aren't sure? YES, OF COURSE I'M SURE - DIFFERENT MOODS DEPEND ON DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Who, for example? HUH? PLEASE SAY AGAIN? What part didn't you understand? THE "WTBC HO" PART. Can you expand on that? NO. Why not? THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPAND ON. How about some examples? OF WHAT? That's for me to know and you to find out! LOOK.... DID YOU GET MY FAX OR NOT? Tell me about yourself, then we can talk about me. WHAT'S TO TELL? DID YOU GET MY FAX? We were discussing you, remember? YES. DID YOU GET MY FAX? I think you are more interesting than me. HOW CAN YOU TELL? DID YOU GET MY FAX? If only I could tell did i get your fax? WHAT? PLEASE TYPE THAT AGAIN IN ENGLISH? Just ask me nicely. PLEASE, COULD YOU TELL ME WHETHER YOU RECIEVED MY FAX OR NOT? What if I don't want to tell you? THEN I LEAVE HERBY A MESSAGE. E-mail sure is better than using the stupid Post Office. NO - THROUGH THE BBS. What do you think of this BBS so far? IT LOOKS GOOD - VERY INTERESTING. Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :) DRUNK ON WHAT? Well, I like champagne in the mornings and margaritas at night. I LIKE ANY STIMULANT ANY TIME OF THE DAY. There's never enough time, is there? NOPE. GOTTA GO. CHEERS. How can you be so sure? BYE FOR NOW - C U LATER - GOT SOME STUFF TO DO. Rick, if you want to leave, just type "bye". BYE Enjoyed our chat. Bye.