Pete Rocca and Multiboard Communications Centre

The Voting Box was a virtual voting booth.

It gave users the opportunity to create a poll on any topic imaginable, with the results visible afterwards -- similar to the services provided by numerous web sites today.

Here are the "TOPIC RESULTS", in chronological order, saved before the BBS was dismantled. Unfortunately, the topics were not date-stamped; their relevance and topicality may seem a little dated and politically-incorrect today. The names of the poll authors were not logged and have also been lost in time.


Question: If you had the chance, would you screw Madonna?
3  14% Given half a chance, yes!!                ▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   4% Yes!                                      ▀▀
3  14% Hmm, yeah... why not?                     ▀▀▀▀▀▀
3  14% A few years ago I would've.               ▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   4% Rather not.                               ▀▀
2   9% No.                                       ▀▀▀▀
8  38% Not even with your dick!                  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Which Adult TXT files do you like most?
4  19% Woman on Woman                            ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   4% Man on Man                                ▀▀
3  14% Woman on Man                              ▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Animals on Humans                         
0   0% Brutal Rape Stories                       
1   4% Sci-Fi stories                            ▀▀
3  14% Group Sex                                 ▀▀▀▀▀▀
9  43% A combination of the above                ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Should users younger than 18 have access to the adult stuff?
1   4% Yessss!                                   ▀▀
2   8% Why not?                                  ▀▀▀▀
4  16% What do I care?                           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
5  20% Naw, rather not.                          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
12 50% No.                                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Which of these babes would you love to pork the most?
0   0% Sherylin Fenn                             
1   4% Kim Basinger                              ▀
1   4% Cindy Crawford                            ▀
2   9% Erica Eleniak                             ▀▀
0   0% Claudia Schiffer                          
0   0% Pamela Andersen                           
0   0% Winona Ryder                              
0   0% Kylie Minogue                             
1   4% Sharon Stone                              ▀
0   0% Alicia Silverstone                        
3  13% Sandra Bullock                            ▀▀▀
0   0% Geena Davis                               
2   9% Any of the above                          ▀▀
12 54% All of the above :)                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Should one ever bother to register shareware?
3  15% If the program is good, why not?          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   5% Only if I need it and can't hack it.      ▀▀▀
0   0% So what, use a key generator!             
1   5% You mean I have to *pay* for shareware?   ▀▀▀
4  21% Never!!                                   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   5% Only to get rid of any delays!            ▀▀▀
7  36% Yes, but the Rand/Dollar exchange rate!   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
2  10% If shareware were cheaper, certainly...   ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Always, before if expires...  

Question: Should we request a new sysop for this board?
5  23% There is as sysop on this board           ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Who or what is a sysop                    
0   0% Only if cyber dialler is not in the door  
11 52% Of course he is tottaly excellent!!       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
5  23% I don't care as long as i get my pornos   ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% If there is a sysop, where is he? 

Question: What do you think of the "new" SABC TV channels?
0   0% All 11 languages are supported - great!   
2  10% Far too many ethnic languages!            ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
5  25% Please! It's a fucking joke, right?       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Hmm, only one channel for the English?    
1   5% Who cares, I don't watch TV.              ▀▀▀▀
6  30% Who cares, I only watch MNET anyway...    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
3  15% I'll be getting MNET soon!                ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Great, what an improvement in program!!   
1   5% I only watch satellite TV in any case.    ▀▀▀▀
2  10% TV rots your brain... evil box!           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: WHOULD YOU LIKE TO SCREW DEMI MOORE?
2  13% NO, NEVER.                                ▀▀▀▀▀▀
2  13% MAYBE.                                    ▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% NOT FOR A MILLION DOLLORS!                
6  40% YIP, I THINK SO.                          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
5  33% I'LL PAY A MILLION $ FOR HER!!!           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Which is your favourite door game
3  33% Bordello                                  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Crime quest                               
0   0% Trivia                                    
1  11% Studs                                     ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Super slots                               
0   0% Lord                                      
1  11% Junk yard                                 ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Board master                              
1  11% Voting booth                              ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Gang wars                                 
1  11% None of the abouve                        ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% All of the above                          
1  11% What is a door??????                      ▀▀▀▀▀
1  11% Who cares about a fucking door            ▀▀▀▀▀

Question: What's your favourite brand of audio cassettes?
4  40% TDK                                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
4  40% Sony                                      ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% BASF                                      ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Maxell                                    
0   0% Pioneer                                   
0   0% Goldstar                                  
0   0% Yamaha                                    
1  10% Denon                                     ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Fuji                                      
0   0% JVC                                       
0   0% Raks                                      
0   0% Scotch                                    
0   0% AGFA                                      
0   0% Sonotech                                  
0   0% Sanji 

Question: What's your favourite operating system?
3  27% MS-DOS                                    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% PC-DOS                                    
2  18% Windows 3.x                               ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   9% Windows 95                                ▀▀▀▀▀▀
3  27% OS/2                                      ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   9% Linux                                     ▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Unix                                      
0   0% Amiga DOS                                 
0   0% System 7/8                                
0   0% Novell                                    
1   9% CP/M :)                                   ▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Windows NT      

Question: If you were to emigrate, where would you go?
0   0% Australia                                 
0   0% Zimbabwe                                  
0   0% New Zealand                               
3  30% Canada                                    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% England                                   ▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Germany                                   
0   0% Japan                                     
0   0% USA                                       
0   0% Hawaii                                    
0   0% France                                    
0   0% Burundi                                   
0   0% Namibia                                   
2  20% None of the above                         ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
4  40% Anywhere, out of this fucking country!    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: What make of car do you own/drive at the moment?
0   0% Audi                                      
0   0% BMW                                       
0   0% Volvo                                     
0   0% Honda                                     
1   8% Mazda                                     ▀▀▀▀
2  16% Nissan/Datsun                             ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Mercedes                                  
0   0% Alfa Romeo                                
4  33% Volkswagen                                ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Mitsubishi                                
0   0% Ford                                      
0   0% Daewoo                                    
0   0% Isuzu                                     
0   0% Hyundai                                   
5  41% None, or none of the above                ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Which brand of cigarettes do you smoke?
2  20% Chesterfield                              ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% Marlboro                                  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
2  20% JPS                                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% John Rolfe                                
0   0% Benson and Hedges                         
1  10% Winston                                   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Peter Stuyvesant                          
0   0% John Player Gold Leaf                     
0   0% John Rolfe                                
0   0% Camel                                     
0   0% Rothmans                                  
0   0% Lucky Strike                              
1  10% Dunhill                                   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
2  20% None of the others                        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% Don't smoke, got here by accident...      ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: For a million dollars, would you let someone fuck your wife?
1   9% Not a chance, never!                      ▀▀▀▀
0   0% No                                        
1   9% For 10 million, maybe...                  ▀▀▀▀
0   0% Yeah, sure...                             
3  27% For a million they can fuck me too!       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Anyday, the bitch better co-operate!      
0   0% Yes                                       
4  36% If she's willing to, why not?             ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Not sure, unable to say...                
1   9% Hmm, the wife's the boss.                 ▀▀▀▀
1   9% That's a disgusting question. Pervert!    ▀▀▀▀

Question: Should the death penalty be re-introduced in the country?
0   0% No, that's just barbaric!                 
1   9% What? We'd get rid of half the govt.      ▀▀▀▀
1   9% I respect life too much.                  ▀▀▀▀
0   0% No, rather another means of punishment    
2  18% Yes, immediately                          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Well, the crime figures say it all!       
0   0% Why not?                                  
0   0% The sooner the better.                    
0   0% Aren't we actually forced to do so?       
2  18% If that's what it takes, yes!             ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
5  45% No doubt about it, YES!                   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Which is your favourite Cartoon show?
1   9% Tom and Jerry                             ▀▀▀▀
0   0% Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck                  
0   0% Tweety and Sylvester                      
0   0% Scooby Doo                                
0   0% Dexter's Laboratory                       
3  27% Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Beavis and Butthead                       
0   0% The Mask                                  
1   9% Donald Duck                               ▀▀▀▀
1   9% Goof Troop                                ▀▀▀▀
0   0% Dumb and Dumber                           
0   0% Dog City                                  
4  36% The Simpsons                              ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   9% None of the above                         ▀▀▀▀

Question: What do you think about the abortion issue?
2  20% It's a good idea                          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% It's a bad idea                           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% It should not be allowed                  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% Kill the mother and save the child        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% I'm totally apposed                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% Why:No to deathpenalty,yes to abortion??  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% I don't care.                             
0   0% Only it joburg                            
2  20% Only in Soweto                            ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% No comment                                ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: What do you think of S.A. sport?
2  25% I don't give a damn                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  12% Totally radical                           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  12% It totally sucks!!                        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% It totally sucks except Rugby.            
1  12% Love it.                                  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% The best there is                         
0   0% Love watching it when i'm HIGH            
1  12% Only for fagots                           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Only thing worth watching on T.V today    
0   0% Not for Steve Hofmeyer fans               
0   0% Nothing better.Not even sex.              
1  12% Not to international standard.            ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% For caffers only                          
1  12% For baboons and other none whites         ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: What do you think of Telkom?
1   9% Great service                             ▀▀
0   0% I wish there was a better provider        
1   9% I would rather use vodacom                ▀▀
1   9% I would rather use MTN                    ▀▀
0   0% To slow instalation                       
0   0% I don't give a damn                       
7  63% I use it because there is nothing else.   ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1   9% No comment                                ▀▀
0   0% None of the above                         

Question: Would you make or have you made use of a hooker's services?
1  10% Not a fuck!                               ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% No, rather not.                           ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% Yes                                       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
3  30% Not yet but why not?                      ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  10% Wouldn't bother me at all...              ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% You heathen! How dare you ask this!?      
0   0% If I had the money, certainly.            
2  20% I'm too shit-scared of AIDS/STDs          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Hell, I AM a whore!                       
0   0% Does this include male prostitutes?       
0   0% I fuck prostitutes all the time...        
0   0% Whores are the only ones that'll let me   
0   0% When I'm desparate, yes!                  
1  10% Oooops, let me outta here...!             ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: How do BBSs match up against the World Wide Web?
1  11% Not at all, the Web rules                 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% BBSs are a dead art, viva the Web         
2  22% Each has a specific purpose               ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% The Web is overhyped, BBSs are great      
0   0% BBSs must learn to co-exist with the Net  
0   0% I hate the Web & don't like BBSs either   
0   0% I've tried the Web & returned to BBSs     
2  22% BBSs will have to become part of the Net  ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
1  11% BBSs offer a more personal service        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% They both SUCK!                           
1  11% I'm indifferent, I like 'em equally       ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
2  22% Gimme HMVH any day, fuck the Web!!        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: If it were legal, would you screw a 16-year old?
0   0% No ways!                                  
0   0% Only if I was drunk as hell               
0   0% You pig! How can you ask this question?   
0   0% Sometimes I'd love to, but rather not...  
1  16% Given half the chance, yes!               ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% What? I do it all the time...             
3  50% Sure, someone's gotta teach 'em!          ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
2  33% Yes, why not?                             ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀

Question: Do you miss Princess Diana?
1  14% Yes                                       ▀▀▀
0   0% No                                        
0   0% Who?                                      
0   0% What a sad way to go.                     
4  57% Bummer. Shit happens.                     ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
0   0% Not as much as my sister misses her!      
0   0% Boooh-hooo... sob, sob!                   
2  28% Who cares, where's the crash pictures?    ▀▀▀▀
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