![]() The Voting Box was a virtual voting booth. It gave users the opportunity to create a poll on any topic imaginable, with the results visible afterwards -- similar to the services provided by numerous web sites today. Here are the "TOPIC RESULTS", in chronological order, saved before the BBS was dismantled. Unfortunately, the topics were not date-stamped; their relevance and topicality may seem a little dated and politically-incorrect today. The names of the poll authors were not logged and have also been lost in time. Question: If you had the chance, would you screw Madonna? 3 14% Given half a chance, yes!! ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 4% Yes! ▀▀ 3 14% Hmm, yeah... why not? ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 3 14% A few years ago I would've. ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 4% Rather not. ▀▀ 2 9% No. ▀▀▀▀ 8 38% Not even with your dick! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Which Adult TXT files do you like most? 4 19% Woman on Woman ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 4% Man on Man ▀▀ 3 14% Woman on Man ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Animals on Humans 0 0% Brutal Rape Stories 1 4% Sci-Fi stories ▀▀ 3 14% Group Sex ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 9 43% A combination of the above ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Should users younger than 18 have access to the adult stuff? 1 4% Yessss! ▀▀ 2 8% Why not? ▀▀▀▀ 4 16% What do I care? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 5 20% Naw, rather not. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 12 50% No. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Which of these babes would you love to pork the most? 0 0% Sherylin Fenn 1 4% Kim Basinger ▀ 1 4% Cindy Crawford ▀ 2 9% Erica Eleniak ▀▀ 0 0% Claudia Schiffer 0 0% Pamela Andersen 0 0% Winona Ryder 0 0% Kylie Minogue 1 4% Sharon Stone ▀ 0 0% Alicia Silverstone 3 13% Sandra Bullock ▀▀▀ 0 0% Geena Davis 2 9% Any of the above ▀▀ 12 54% All of the above :) ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Should one ever bother to register shareware? 3 15% If the program is good, why not? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 5% Only if I need it and can't hack it. ▀▀▀ 0 0% So what, use a key generator! 1 5% You mean I have to *pay* for shareware? ▀▀▀ 4 21% Never!! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 5% Only to get rid of any delays! ▀▀▀ 7 36% Yes, but the Rand/Dollar exchange rate! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 2 10% If shareware were cheaper, certainly... ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Always, before if expires... Question: Should we request a new sysop for this board? 5 23% There is as sysop on this board ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Who or what is a sysop 0 0% Only if cyber dialler is not in the door 11 52% Of course he is tottaly excellent!! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 5 23% I don't care as long as i get my pornos ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% If there is a sysop, where is he? Question: What do you think of the "new" SABC TV channels? 0 0% All 11 languages are supported - great! 2 10% Far too many ethnic languages! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 5 25% Please! It's a fucking joke, right? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Hmm, only one channel for the English? 1 5% Who cares, I don't watch TV. ▀▀▀▀ 6 30% Who cares, I only watch MNET anyway... ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 3 15% I'll be getting MNET soon! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Great, what an improvement in program!! 1 5% I only watch satellite TV in any case. ▀▀▀▀ 2 10% TV rots your brain... evil box! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: WHOULD YOU LIKE TO SCREW DEMI MOORE? 2 13% NO, NEVER. ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 2 13% MAYBE. ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% NOT FOR A MILLION DOLLORS! 6 40% YIP, I THINK SO. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 5 33% I'LL PAY A MILLION $ FOR HER!!! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Which is your favourite door game 3 33% Bordello ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Crime quest 0 0% Trivia 1 11% Studs ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Super slots 0 0% Lord 1 11% Junk yard ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Board master 1 11% Voting booth ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Gang wars 1 11% None of the abouve ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% All of the above 1 11% What is a door?????? ▀▀▀▀▀ 1 11% Who cares about a fucking door ▀▀▀▀▀ Question: What's your favourite brand of audio cassettes? 4 40% TDK ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 4 40% Sony ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% BASF ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Maxell 0 0% Pioneer 0 0% Goldstar 0 0% Yamaha 1 10% Denon ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Fuji 0 0% JVC 0 0% Raks 0 0% Scotch 0 0% AGFA 0 0% Sonotech 0 0% Sanji Question: What's your favourite operating system? 3 27% MS-DOS ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% PC-DOS 2 18% Windows 3.x ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 9% Windows 95 ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 3 27% OS/2 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 9% Linux ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Unix 0 0% Amiga DOS 0 0% System 7/8 0 0% Novell 1 9% CP/M :) ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Windows NT Question: If you were to emigrate, where would you go? 0 0% Australia 0 0% Zimbabwe 0 0% New Zealand 3 30% Canada ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% England ▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Germany 0 0% Japan 0 0% USA 0 0% Hawaii 0 0% France 0 0% Burundi 0 0% Namibia 2 20% None of the above ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 4 40% Anywhere, out of this fucking country! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: What make of car do you own/drive at the moment? 0 0% Audi 0 0% BMW 0 0% Volvo 0 0% Honda 1 8% Mazda ▀▀▀▀ 2 16% Nissan/Datsun ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Mercedes 0 0% Alfa Romeo 4 33% Volkswagen ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Mitsubishi 0 0% Ford 0 0% Daewoo 0 0% Isuzu 0 0% Hyundai 5 41% None, or none of the above ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Which brand of cigarettes do you smoke? 2 20% Chesterfield ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% Marlboro ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 2 20% JPS ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% John Rolfe 0 0% Benson and Hedges 1 10% Winston ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Peter Stuyvesant 0 0% John Player Gold Leaf 0 0% John Rolfe 0 0% Camel 0 0% Rothmans 0 0% Lucky Strike 1 10% Dunhill ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 2 20% None of the others ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% Don't smoke, got here by accident... ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: For a million dollars, would you let someone fuck your wife? 1 9% Not a chance, never! ▀▀▀▀ 0 0% No 1 9% For 10 million, maybe... ▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Yeah, sure... 3 27% For a million they can fuck me too! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Anyday, the bitch better co-operate! 0 0% Yes 4 36% If she's willing to, why not? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Not sure, unable to say... 1 9% Hmm, the wife's the boss. ▀▀▀▀ 1 9% That's a disgusting question. Pervert! ▀▀▀▀ Question: Should the death penalty be re-introduced in the country? 0 0% No, that's just barbaric! 1 9% What? We'd get rid of half the govt. ▀▀▀▀ 1 9% I respect life too much. ▀▀▀▀ 0 0% No, rather another means of punishment 2 18% Yes, immediately ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Well, the crime figures say it all! 0 0% Why not? 0 0% The sooner the better. 0 0% Aren't we actually forced to do so? 2 18% If that's what it takes, yes! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 5 45% No doubt about it, YES! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Which is your favourite Cartoon show? 1 9% Tom and Jerry ▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck 0 0% Tweety and Sylvester 0 0% Scooby Doo 0 0% Dexter's Laboratory 3 27% Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Beavis and Butthead 0 0% The Mask 1 9% Donald Duck ▀▀▀▀ 1 9% Goof Troop ▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Dumb and Dumber 0 0% Dog City 4 36% The Simpsons ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 9% None of the above ▀▀▀▀ Question: What do you think about the abortion issue? 2 20% It's a good idea ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% It's a bad idea ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% It should not be allowed ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% Kill the mother and save the child ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% I'm totally apposed ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% Why:No to deathpenalty,yes to abortion?? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% I don't care. 0 0% Only it joburg 2 20% Only in Soweto ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% No comment ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: What do you think of S.A. sport? 2 25% I don't give a damn ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 12% Totally radical ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 12% It totally sucks!! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% It totally sucks except Rugby. 1 12% Love it. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% The best there is 0 0% Love watching it when i'm HIGH 1 12% Only for fagots ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Only thing worth watching on T.V today 0 0% Not for Steve Hofmeyer fans 0 0% Nothing better.Not even sex. 1 12% Not to international standard. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% For caffers only 1 12% For baboons and other none whites ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: What do you think of Telkom? 1 9% Great service ▀▀ 0 0% I wish there was a better provider 1 9% I would rather use vodacom ▀▀ 1 9% I would rather use MTN ▀▀ 0 0% To slow instalation 0 0% I don't give a damn 7 63% I use it because there is nothing else. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 9% No comment ▀▀ 0 0% None of the above Question: Would you make or have you made use of a hooker's services? 1 10% Not a fuck! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% No, rather not. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% Yes ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 3 30% Not yet but why not? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 10% Wouldn't bother me at all... ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% You heathen! How dare you ask this!? 0 0% If I had the money, certainly. 2 20% I'm too shit-scared of AIDS/STDs ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Hell, I AM a whore! 0 0% Does this include male prostitutes? 0 0% I fuck prostitutes all the time... 0 0% Whores are the only ones that'll let me 0 0% When I'm desparate, yes! 1 10% Oooops, let me outta here...! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: How do BBSs match up against the World Wide Web? 1 11% Not at all, the Web rules ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% BBSs are a dead art, viva the Web 2 22% Each has a specific purpose ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% The Web is overhyped, BBSs are great 0 0% BBSs must learn to co-exist with the Net 0 0% I hate the Web & don't like BBSs either 0 0% I've tried the Web & returned to BBSs 2 22% BBSs will have to become part of the Net ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 1 11% BBSs offer a more personal service ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% They both SUCK! 1 11% I'm indifferent, I like 'em equally ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 2 22% Gimme HMVH any day, fuck the Web!! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: If it were legal, would you screw a 16-year old? 0 0% No ways! 0 0% Only if I was drunk as hell 0 0% You pig! How can you ask this question? 0 0% Sometimes I'd love to, but rather not... 1 16% Given half the chance, yes! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% What? I do it all the time... 3 50% Sure, someone's gotta teach 'em! ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 2 33% Yes, why not? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Question: Do you miss Princess Diana? 1 14% Yes ▀▀▀ 0 0% No 0 0% Who? 0 0% What a sad way to go. 4 57% Bummer. Shit happens. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 0 0% Not as much as my sister misses her! 0 0% Boooh-hooo... sob, sob! 2 28% Who cares, where's the crash pictures? ▀▀▀▀ Click [Enter] to return. |